WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS GUY INTENDING GD?!

[ingsocks]

ok so basically i'm friends with this guy and i saw him last weekend
we're friends, but not that close
anyway i made him a mix tape with a coupon that read "one free kiss" and he started flipping out when he opened it with my friend (i wasn't there) saying "omg i love her, but i don't like her that way" and then he saw the back that read "from Mr.Lang (someone we both know)."
point of the matter is is that ever since that he's been kissing my head, cheek and hand n' s**t and asked me to be his valentine
wtf is he implying

[Terrible Enfant]

charlie

he wants to ********.

[animalcule]

that he wants to have sexual intercourse?

[Halabred]

He wants to kiss your p***s.

[ingsocks]

Terrible Enfant

charlie

he wants to ********]

jorge
i don't get it

[Trembling Fingers]

People still make mix tapes? I thought CDs were old.

[smashbrolink]

Durr, the note obviously forced him to confront feelings he hadn't considered having for you before now, and now he's trying to test and see if he even has a shot.

[Murder-Runs-Red]

He wants in your pants.

[ingsocks]

Murder-Runs-Red

He wants in your pants.

he didn't want them befo'

[Murder-Runs-Red]

ingsocks

Murder-Runs-Red

He wants in your pants.

he didn't want them befo'

He changed his mind.

[ingsocks]

Halabred

He wants to kiss your p***s.

um

[Halabred]

ingsocks

Halabred

He wants to kiss your p***s.

um

Budum.

[Enchanted Malevolence]

Wait.... he said he didn't like you like that yet he's kissing your forehand, hands and such. And wants you to be his Valentine?

I'm so confused...

[ingsocks]

Enchanted Malevolence

Wait.... he said he didn't like you like that yet he's kissing your forehand, hands and such. And wants you to be his Valentine?

I'm so confused...

i know
it's really dumb and infuriating

[Ten Folds]

He probably thought he didn't have a shot...





...until now.