We are all ugly to someone [pic]

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I guess its only fair that I make a poem furr myself


Ehem


My boobs are very small about a b-cup
if sighted without make-up I'll make you throw up

My roots have darkened and my hair has thinned
I look my best when all lights are dimmed

I wouldn't say Im ugly but I wouldn't say Im a prize
if you saw me nude you would tear out your eyes

my a** has stretch-marks and little red bumps
my breasts are uneven and look more like lumps

I'll also have braces, red ones in fact
There not to shabby, they keep my teeth in tact

Unfortunately for me I have oversized lips
I guess it compensates for my lack of hips

As I get older my looks will stale
and I'll continue waxing my happy trail

The hairs on my stomach are thick and black
sometimes I get acne all over my back

but hey you know what?
It could be way worse
I could look like you
disgusting and perverse


Yah a pic for you since the GD only comes to topics with pics ;D

JAY ******** KAY EVERYONE

Anyways...


On another note, what do you hate about yourself?
Not that looks matter you insecure ********.
jk?

[tattered wombat]

i love your poems redface


i dislike my legs
they are horrible and sausge shaped

[The uneducatedphilosopher]

Very nice.

I dislike my freckles, I'm covered in them.

[qface64x]

don't worry your not ugly to this stranger redface

[hikimet]

if u dont have anything better to do, go masturbate or something.

[Syxiva]

this is like the 5th thread you made about the same thing today...... -____-

[Homicidal Elmo]

My lips and nose.
Sometimes my eyes cause they can't make up their mind.

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The uneducatedphilosopher

Very nice.

I dislike my freckles, I'm covered in them.

I LOVE FRECKLES

[Trick Larken]

I hate my hair, it poofs up too much,
When the air is too humid, it's fuzzy to the touch.

I hate my legs, I find them too long.
I feel as if the proportion is all wrong.

My behind is too big, and it can be said that it's saggy,
The area under my eyes, I've been told, is baggy.

My skin is too dark, I should be lighter,
My arms are a bit flabby, my abs could be tighter.

No zits for me, blackheads instead.
Looks like I'm cursed with it till I'm dead.

My nose is too big, my ears are too small,
my eyes are too squinty, I'm getting too tall.

Pretty soon I won't look thing like my race,
Except for my eyes on my Asian face.

[like roses]

You should try a sonnet instead.
I'm getting bored of couplets.

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Syxiva

this is like the 5th thread you made about the same thing today...... -____-

No the others were from the other day fewl ;/

[radio wars]

you're not ugly but you could definitely brush up on your grammar

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Trick Larken

I hate my hair, it poofs up too much,
When the air is too humid, it's fuzzy to the touch.

I hate my legs, I find them too long.
I feel as if the proportion is all wrong.

My behind is too big, and it can be said that it's saggy,
The area under my eyes, I've been told, is baggy.

My skin is too dark, I should be lighter,
My arms are a bit flabby, my abs could be tighter.

No zits for me, blackheads instead.
Looks like I'm cursed with it till I'm dead.

My nose is too big, my ears are too small,
my eyes are too squinty, I'm getting too tall.

Pretty soon I won't look thing like my race,
Except for my eyes on my Asian face.

I looove youuu

[Trick Larken]

Like Roses

You should try a sonnet instead.
I'm getting bored of couplets.

How about limerick instead?
I could do it off the top of my head
They're harder to do,
that much is true.
So maybe the idea is better off dead.

[steeby]

ily