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Post: 50997855_76 created on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:22:27 +0000
Posted: Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:22:27 +0000

Frawks

Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo

Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)

Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
It ain't right to hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

We don't care bout the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk

(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk)

I had to listen to this every day in strength training. TT.TT

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Post: 50997855_77 created on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:23:50 +0000
Posted: Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:23:50 +0000

So I'll beat my meat like I'm a ********' butcher
And I'll punk the p***y like I'm Ashton Kutcher!
this bad man very man

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Post: 50997855_78 created on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:25:15 +0000
Posted: Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:25:15 +0000

Bermuda Triangle

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Omg....this was horrible. Potential 5k right there.

I just googled lil wayne.
I figured something would come up.

Haha, thats really funny.

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Post: 50997855_79 created on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:25:33 +0000
Posted: Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:25:33 +0000

I just listened to The Millionaire's song 'Alcohol', and I think I died a little inside. ._.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

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Post: 50997855_80 created on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:26:10 +0000
Posted: Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:26:10 +0000

/hands a SlipKnoT CD

Take your pick.
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Post: 50997855_81 created on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:27:33 +0000
Posted: Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:27:33 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIfnr9yueRE

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Post: 50997855_82 created on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:29:31 +0000
Posted: Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:29:31 +0000

Gunther
Lyrics Taken From http://www.lyricsbox.com

oh, you touch my tralala,
mmm... my ding ding dong.
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la,
la la la la la la la.
Oh, you touch my tralala
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la.
mmm... my ding ding dong.
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la.

Deep in the night,
i'm looking for some fun,
deep in the night,
i'm looking for some love.
de-de-de-deep in the night,
i'm looking for some fun,
deep in the night,
i'm looking for some (ping)

You tease me,
oh please me,
i want you to be my lovetoy,
come near me, don't fear me,
i just can't get enough of you boy.

Oh, you touch my tralala.
la la la..
mmm, my ding ding dong,
oh you touch my tralala,
mmm, my ding ding dong.
la la la...

Deep in the night,
i'm looking for some fun,
deep in the night,
i'm looking for some love.

you tease me,
oh please me,
i want you to be my lovetoy.
come near me, don't fear me,
i just can't get enough of you boy.

Oh, you touch my tralala.
la la la...
mmm, my ding ding dong.
la la la..
oh, you touch my tralala.
la la la..
mmm, my ding ding dong.

(ding ding dong)
mmm, my ding ding dong 2x

oh, you touch my tralala.
lalala...
mmm, my ding ding dong.
oh ,you touch my tralala
(ding ding dong)
oh, you touch my tralala.
mmm, my ding dong dong

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