The worse lyrics ever....5k to anyone who can find worse.

[Wahoozerman]

One Night in Bayou from House of the Dead: OVERKILL

Quote:

(Spoken)
Son: Daddy, Can I be a Mutant?
Dad: One Day Son, But for Now, You're Too Young
Son: But Daddy!
Dad: No means no and stop snibbling you little s**t! By the way, I'm not your daddy...
Son: Huh?!
Dad: I just Kinda ******** Your Mom...
Son: *Gasp*
Dad: Talking of ******** People, I have a story for you... Sit back and Listen, it's quite an amusing one!

Well I took myself to Bayou,
I could not believe my eyes,
The folks had been mutated,
Not quite Dead, but not alive.
Wasn't really looking for love,
But they say that's when it strikes,
She had that look of been dug up,
But that's the type I like.
Yeah, free world man.
One man's meat,
Yadda yadda yadda,
Man, She was Good...
Well, She came towards me,
Said no words, just kinda snarlin',
And she tried to eat my brains out,
I just had to kiss you darling!
Think I kinda rushed it though,
Cause as her lips touched my mouth,
Her gums broke free from her face,
Thought it rude to spit them out.
You know those travel programs that's on the Television?
Where they eat all that weird s**t?
Yeah, She tasted like Chicken.
Didn't want to make a scene,
As her mouth was in mine,
So I chewed around, And swallowed it down,
Went in for a second time!
Know I like to love the hard way,
The rough and then the tumble,
But she was something else, Man!
I was being strangled!
Once again mis-read the signs,
Thought, Go to second base!
And her top came off,
Her tits went Pop,
Got puss all in my face.
Yeah, Tasted Like Chicken,
Chunky, p***y Chicken!

[lone_rejected_angel]

S exy T ime D ame

Under my umberella ella ella,
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THREAD OVER.
stare

You think that song is bad.....Look up all I want to do.

All I want to do-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo is make love to
yo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ou

[kitsch object]

See Jeffree Star's version of Boom Boom Pow.
YOU DO NOT HAVE A v****a YOU f**

[My Styles Of Poetry]

lone_rejected_angel

My Styles Of Poetry

I hate that Sister Christian song by Night Ranger. That song has some of the worst lyrics ever. That song makes me rage when I hear it.

Haha...okay that is a pretty horrible song. Who ever wrote it was on some Jesus juice.

It will one day be on my cd compilation that I'll make of songs I hate. mrgreen

[lone_rejected_angel]

-PigsGoRawr-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Jr-GF2v3c

lol 5k? cool

This makes me think of a better version of Haterz by the Millionaires. The voice isn't quite as annoying but I must agree that the lyrics are horrible.

[lone_rejected_angel]

Wahoozerman

One Night in Bayou from House of the Dead: OVERKILL

Quote:

(Spoken)
Son: Daddy, Can I be a Mutant?
Dad: One Day Son, But for Now, You're Too Young
Son: But Daddy!
Dad: No means no and stop snibbling you little s**t! By the way, I'm not your daddy...
Son: Huh?!
Dad: I just Kinda ******** Your Mom...
Son: *Gasp*
Dad: Talking of ******** People, I have a story for you... Sit back and Listen, it's quite an amusing one!

Well I took myself to Bayou,
I could not believe my eyes,
The folks had been mutated,
Not quite Dead, but not alive.
Wasn't really looking for love,
But they say that's when it strikes,
She had that look of been dug up,
But that's the type I like.
Yeah, free world man.
One man's meat,
Yadda yadda yadda,
Man, She was Good...
Well, She came towards me,
Said no words, just kinda snarlin',
And she tried to eat my brains out,
I just had to kiss you darling!
Think I kinda rushed it though,
Cause as her lips touched my mouth,
Her gums broke free from her face,
Thought it rude to spit them out.
You know those travel programs that's on the Television?
Where they eat all that weird s**t?
Yeah, She tasted like Chicken.
Didn't want to make a scene,
As her mouth was in mine,
So I chewed around, And swallowed it down,
Went in for a second time!
Know I like to love the hard way,
The rough and then the tumble,
But she was something else, Man!
I was being strangled!
Once again mis-read the signs,
Thought, Go to second base!
And her top came off,
Her tits went Pop,
Got puss all in my face.
Yeah, Tasted Like Chicken,
Chunky, p***y Chicken!

Lol....what the hell is this s**t. I MUST look up this song

[Marjosa]

Yes, it's all in English, except for the last stanza.

"Spiritualized" - from Weiss Kreuz

Goodbye, cruel world
Blow your mind game
Goodbye, fresh dead
I feel your pain

Goodbye, tin world
Love me till dead
Goodbye, creep dream
Head to toe, babe

Breathe with me

Goodbye, your psycho
Voodoo roll it
Goodbye, dark clouds
Drop dead, drop dead

Goodbye, my mars
I shot your pigs
Goodbye, strange fruits
Get higher, get higher

My pitch up

Raging radiance raging sadness
Raging hatred raging lament
Raging chaos raging again and again
Raging precocity raging afterimage

[Rhaetic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RjuC9YeXg

lol

[lone_rejected_angel]

Role Reversal

See Jeffree Star's version of Boom Boom Pow.
YOU DO NOT HAVE A v****a YOU f**

That made a great song dead to me.

[Fingernails]

Boot.
Scootin.
Boogie.

[lone_rejected_angel]

My Styles Of Poetry

lone_rejected_angel

My Styles Of Poetry

I hate that Sister Christian song by Night Ranger. That song has some of the worst lyrics ever. That song makes me rage when I hear it.

Haha...okay that is a pretty horrible song. Who ever wrote it was on some Jesus juice.

It will one day be on my cd compilation that I'll make of songs I hate. mrgreen

The entire 1st part on my songs I hate CD will be songs by the Millionaires...I die a little inside every time I hear one of thoughs horrible songs

[Gojyou Shiouji]

AH C'MON, ******** A GUY.

[lone_rejected_angel]

Marjosa

Yes, it's all in English, except for the last stanza.

"Spiritualized" - from Weiss Kreuz

Goodbye, cruel world
Blow your mind game
Goodbye, fresh dead
I feel your pain

Goodbye, tin world
Love me till dead
Goodbye, creep dream
Head to toe, babe

Breathe with me

Goodbye, your psycho
Voodoo roll it
Goodbye, dark clouds
Drop dead, drop dead

Goodbye, my mars
I shot your pigs
Goodbye, strange fruits
Get higher, get higher

My pitch up

Raging radiance raging sadness
Raging hatred raging lament
Raging chaos raging again and again
Raging precocity raging afterimage

This might just win cuz of that I shot you pig line. Lolz.

[Chris Rave]

lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hands, skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I j**z in my pants

This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I j**z in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault
You were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive
Some would say thats a plus
Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit
And I jizzed in my pants

It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup
On aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair
You were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me
Bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay by check

Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
And I j**z in my pants

The next day
My alarm goes off
And I j**z in my pants

Open the window and a breeze rolls in
And I j**z in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
I jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape
And I jizzed in my pants

I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

I j**z right in my pants
Every time you're next to me
And when we're holdin hands
Its like havin sex with me
You say I'm premature
I just call it ectasy
I wear a rubber at all times
Its a necessity
Cuz I j**z in my pants
(I j**z in my pants, I j**z in my pants (x3))
Yes I j**z in my pants
(I j**z in my pants, I j**z in my pants)