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Post: 47710119_1 created on Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:56 amPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:56 am
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THE FIGHT AGAINST TWILIGHT Let Your Voice Be Heard!!! Feel free to PM me about thos, I'm happy to talk. "Twilight lovers speak the language of the book, the language of the story. Those who speak against Twilight, we speak the language of reality." -Needle and Thread Twilight was good. It was very good. Twilight was one of my favorite novels- until the fangirls arrived. It was good, but not THAT great. People don't have to WORSHIP THE GROUND STEPHENIE MEYERS WALKS ON. "EDWARD! oh Edward! I love you! I want you!" Seriously? People, I have some startling news; EDWARD CULLEN ISN'T REAL.*DOUBLE TAKE* "SAY WHAT??" Yes. Edward cullen is a fictional character, he is not a physical being, and he can not love you back. He does not breathe, speak, talk walk, or (indeed) drink the blood of animals. And no matter how many fangirls make out with the pages of Meyers' book, HE WILL ALWAYS REMAIN INK ON A PAGE. I don't know about all of you, but I'm getting pretty sick of it, pretty fast. I'm all for being a huge fan of a book, but going to such extremes truly MURDERS a novel. It angers me beyond belief to see people with binders, shirts, and (get this) TATTOOS of freaking TWILIGHT ALL OVER THE PLACE. And then, people go as far as to call themselves "EDWARD CULLEN'S WIFE" publicly, and look SURPRISED as people scream them down, people like me, maybe like some of you, who absolutely LOVED this novel until the fangirls (and fanguys believe it or not) decided they were going to obsess ofer a fictional character made of imagination, ink, and cheap paper. It's annoying. It's enfuriating. I'm SEEING SPOTS ON THE WALL, THAT'S HOW IRATE I AM. The movie is quite another topic. The movie DID suck, has ALWAYS sucked, and always WILL suck. When all three tenses are against it, past, present and future, you know it's got to be a major crapload of BULLSHIT Bologna to begin with. Seriously, if you haven't watched this movie, DON'T EVER. I swear, they turned the actors into even bigger FAGS than they already were. The gal who playes Rosalie was the only one with any real talent. TO ROBERT PATTENSON: NOBODY LIKES YOU. YOU ARE ONLY POPULAR BECAUSE YOU PLAYED THE BIGGEST FANGIRL MAGNET IN HISTORY. GET A REAL LIFE, GET A REAL JOB, GET A REAL CLUE. I swear, all the actors in that damn movie wore face powder- and lipstick. To this day, me and my friends still laugh, because when Edward planted a huge kiss on Bella's forehead, it left- get this- a HUGE RED LIPSTICK MARK all over her forehead. Yes, Twilight was a good series. Yes, the characters are exceptionally cretive. Yes, the plot was very well thought out and well organized. NO, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WORSHIP STEPHENIE MEYERS, EDWARD CULLEN, AND BELLA SWAN AS IF THEY WERE CHRIST HIMSELF. People, now is the time to fight back! NOt against Twilight itself, but ofer the sick, mental minds in this world that truly believe they can seriously get away with BUTCHERING THIS NOVEL with a huge, enormous cleaver with the word OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER Written ALL OVER IT! Another thing: here's something I came across while looking through a few threads. No s**t, this girl actually believes she's a Twilight Vampire: Kelster-is-anti-twilight Then maybe you don't fit under 'Vampire'. Maybe you fit under 'Meyer/Twi/Sparklepire'. Where's your proof that you are one? Are hundreds of years old? Do you burn in the sun? Rise from your grave every night? KawaiiSniper okay... first of all. twilight is a true story exept some of the names were changed. MY FRIEND KNOWS STEPHANIE. people parading around their towns calling them vampires just look gay unless you are one. the sun is a myth. WE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE EXEPT FOR OUR POWERS. we arent weakened by anything from humans. crosses? crap. sun? crap. rise from the grave? THATS ZOMBIES and those dont exist unless u are a witch then u can do that. Kelster-is-anti-twilight Twilight a true story? Now I know you're desperate for attention. Because it's TOTALLY possible to SPARKLE in the sun with natural skin. Now, in one story of a vampire, zombies are the slaves of a vampire, not a witch. Again, if you're a vampire, where's your proof? For all you know, I could be Satan, and if you're a vampire like you say you are, you better bow down and lick my feet before I crush you into the glittery powder which your skin is covered in. KawaiiSniper okay. SPARKLE?! thats a freakin lie. NO VAMPIRE SARKLES. that was a metaphor for how dead white edwards skin was. zombies are NOT vampries slaves. thats bs. WITCHES raise teh dead therefore zombies. VAMPIRES CANT DO MAGIC OTHER THAN THE POWER THEY HAVE if any! Kelster-is-anti-twilight Right. How pale his skin is? I'm sure instead of 'sparkle' in the sun, it would make a glare, or glow, but not sparkle. Sparkle is like what that candy does in your post. Lick my feet. Of course, this thread no longer exists, the mods probably found it funny enough to leave up for a few days, but it's long gone now. This is the kind of stuff that ticks me off so bad I die laughing. I seriosly still feel sorry for the "VAMPIRE". She needs to be locked away forever, and then I'll swallow the key to her rubbery cell. POST HERE TO SAY YOU AGREE! GIVE US YOUR OPINION! SIGN THE ANTI-OBSESSION PETITION! SHOW THE WORLD YOU TRULY CARE ABOUT THIS NOVEL BY HELPING TO RID THE WORLD OF THESE WICKED PEOPLE! SHOW YOU CARE! (post your username with a heart next to it to sign!) ATTENTION: I WILL NO LONGER BE REPLYING TO EVERY POST. I shall, however, read every single post made, and reply to a select few, because I feel Like I'm repeating myself... and I am. So there you have it. |
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