So my beloved GD, I feel like answering questions...

[patters]

Kirby4030

Why am I, John Lennon, playing DDR?

i thought you were dead.
wtf dude.
that's not cool.
i cant even answer that s**t D:



@ cold;
because obviously you're horny
and are seeing words you shouldnt.
either way thats EPIC.
you shoulda saved them <3



@ lyla;
well... no, i don't have a payphone near my bed.
shame, really sad


@ antigone;
dsfjhsdgas;dh;ghg
NO WAY?
YOU'RE MY IDOL.
vids or its not true cool

[Emerald Malicia]

patters

Emerald Malicia

I HAVE A QUESTION

In that one Startrek episode where you drowned your wife
why were you fat

i'm sorry sad
was i not fitting enough for your eyes?
i lost the weight just for you.
nutrisystem, baby ;]

sad I lied because I'm mad and bored and lonely
You're quite perfect

[Songs For Broken Hearts]

What do you think of my avi?

[patters]

Quitoon

can i see your willy again? redface

uhm, yeah?
but im not showing you <3
good luck finding the pictures.
im sure every GDer has them now stare



@ chicken;
whatever.
i'm 6'5 of beastliness.
you aint gonna beat up shittttt.
you probably come up to about my belly button rofl


@ LeFay;
i think its epiccc.
especially that lawn mower thingy.
but i dont like the black D:
black is depressing
/wrists

[patters]

Emerald Malicia

patters

Emerald Malicia

I HAVE A QUESTION

In that one Startrek episode where you drowned your wife
why were you fat

i'm sorry sad
was i not fitting enough for your eyes?
i lost the weight just for you.
nutrisystem, baby ;]

sad I lied because I'm mad and bored and lonely
You're quite perfect

if you thought i was so perfect,
you wouldn't make me feel horrible for being fat,
and drowning my wife D<
meanieface.

[Antigone_Rose]

it's dark because i was out in the street after it rained

i'm so going to regret this

and all those noises aren't me xd just a few of them

[patters]

Antigone_Rose

it's dark because i was out in the street after it rained

i'm so going to regret this

and all those noises aren't me xd just a few of them

i seriously
seriously
seriously
almost just pissed myself with those noises
rofl

[Emerald Malicia]

patters

Emerald Malicia

patters

Emerald Malicia

I HAVE A QUESTION

In that one Startrek episode where you drowned your wife
why were you fat

i'm sorry sad
was i not fitting enough for your eyes?
i lost the weight just for you.
nutrisystem, baby ;]

sad I lied because I'm mad and bored and lonely
You're quite perfect

if you thought i was so perfect,
you wouldn't make me feel horrible for being fat,
and drowning my wife D<
meanieface.

I WAS JUST TAKING MY ANGER OUT ON YOU
BECAUSE I SECRETLY WISH I WAS A DRUMMER
BUT I AM NOT MUSICALLY INCLINED crying

[Antigone_Rose]

patters

Antigone_Rose

it's dark because i was out in the street after it rained

i'm so going to regret this

and all those noises aren't me xd just a few of them

i seriously
seriously
seriously
almost just pissed myself with those noises
rofl

i know, it's like some alien language mnahh mnahh rofl

[patters]

Emerald Malicia

patters

Emerald Malicia

patters

Emerald Malicia

I HAVE A QUESTION

In that one Startrek episode where you drowned your wife
why were you fat

i'm sorry sad
was i not fitting enough for your eyes?
i lost the weight just for you.
nutrisystem, baby ;]

sad I lied because I'm mad and bored and lonely
You're quite perfect

if you thought i was so perfect,
you wouldn't make me feel horrible for being fat,
and drowning my wife D<
meanieface.

I WAS JUST TAKING MY ANGER OUT ON YOU
BECAUSE I SECRETLY WISH I WAS A DRUMMER
BUT I AM NOT MUSICALLY INCLINED crying

safkasdfh;ajkdsg

COME HERE TO TAMPA THEN.
I'LL TEACH YOU TO ******** PWN DRUMS
LIKE A BLACK MAN SLAPPIN A HOE.

[Fleet Street Phantom]

Why must women in their fifties force their Michael Buble music upon other people?

[patters]

chicken bone nowison

patters

Quitoon

can i see your willy again? redface

uhm, yeah?
but im not showing you <3
good luck finding the pictures.
im sure every GDer has them now stare



@ chicken;
whatever.
i'm 6'5 of beastliness.
you aint gonna beat up shittttt.
you probably come up to about my belly button rofl


@ LeFay;
i think its epiccc.
especially that lawn mower thingy.
but i dont like the black D:
black is depressing
/wrists

im not that short ok im like 5'9. id take you down

holy s**t
D:
you're TALL.

still.
you look like i could totally break you in half.
and im still a manly beast; i have chest hair too. x234904 manliness.
don't mess with Patters
this n***a dont play talk2hand

[Your GD Crush]

wanna get hitched?

[Anonymus Sausage Hostage]

why did you break up with me? ;o;