My gf just had a baby, and I'm thinking of dumping her. :/

[Serafina Pekala]

You should maybe cut off your p***s.
Unless your girlfriend was cheating on you.
Otherwise you can't say that she "got herself pregnant," because you had at least an equal part in, unless she lied about being on birth control, or unless you were using protection and it somehow failed.
Hope this isn't serious.
Going to study.

[Saiyan Knight]

Moshi atashi ga Houki Boshi ne nareta naraba

Yeah, I agree with ya, Potential.

I knocked up nine... Ten... Maybe sixteen girls.
Condoms are for suckas.

And who're thoses bitches to go and ruin our lives by saying she wants to keep it, right?
Women suck.

Afureru hikari furasu yo

[Potential]

Saiyan Knight

Moshi atashi ga Houki Boshi ne nareta naraba

Yeah, I agree with ya, Potential.

I knocked up nine... Ten... Maybe sixteen girls.
Condoms are for suckas.

And who're thoses bitches to go and ruin our lives by saying she wants to keep it, right?
Women suck.

Afureru hikari furasu yo

amen brothah

[Razugen]

umm... how is it her fault..
your the one that ******** her..
and it takes 2 for a baby.....
and you need sperm for a baby so..
it actually your fault too.......
good luck with that stare

[The Drunken Jay]

If it's yours, you should stick with her.
Otherwise you don't have any reason to have to stay with her.

[bleeding tree]

Change your name to fargo pancakes.
Move to iceland.
get a sex change.
become a stripper, and raise llamas in your spare time.

[__Blondie----Nobody__]

lol u really are retarded its so funny blaugh
how can it be her fault if u stuck ur d**k in her without any protection? wat did u excpect, dumbass?
now, wat i think u should do is find a gun and kill yourself, so u dont spawn any more babies with your retarded genes, just an opinion tho, i dont rly care wat u do tbh, have a nice day hehe razz

[Angel of the Fayth]

Potential

I know how to use condoms.

Yay, we are getting somewhere!

Potential

I just don't like using them

Instant fail, sweetie it takes 1 to masturbate and 2 for sex. For not choosing protection you made a baby.

Potential

I'm not paying her money for the next 18 years because of that.

Hey, either way I'll see you on the Maury Show.

You made the wrong choice
and this is your outcome, whoop-de-freakin-do. Good luck with your life. stare

[Potential]

Serafina Pekala

You should maybe cut off your p***s.
Unless your girlfriend was cheating on you.
Otherwise you can't say that she "got herself pregnant," because you had at least an equal part in, unless she lied about being on birth control, or unless you were using protection and it somehow failed.
Hope this isn't serious.
Going to study.

Why the hell would I chop my p***s off?

[_Frammit_]

I smell copypasta in our midst. stare

[[Wabbitz Kill]]

Potential

To be honest, I can't believe I stuck with her for nine months.

I know that's really bad, but hear me out.

I'm ******** 19, having a baby is a big life change.

Should I really be forced to change my life style because my ******** gf got herself pregnant? confused

She went into labor yesterday morning, and I pretended to be stuck in traffic, so I wouldn't actually have to be there.

I mean she's hot and all, but not enough to REALLY consider raising a family with.

I don't know, I'm probably being selfish. I've been thinking of escaping the country sometime this week, so I can just get away, and get my thoughts together, or just get away permanently.

Maybe change my name or something, I can't live with her or the ******** baby, not when all this is her fault.

Discuss: What I should do.

Why didn't you make her abort it 7-8 months ago?

[Panicking At A Disco]

God.. Why do guys these days have to be such assholes? You knock the girl up, you ******** live with it. It's your problem now, like it or not. Even if you try to run from it, the whole thing is going to come back and haunt you. If you didn't want her to have the kid with you... WEAR A ******** CONDOM THEN. I don't give a damn whether or not you like it, it's not fair to the kid or the girl if you just run away because you're too ******** scared to deal with a kid, 19 or not. And don't say this is "her fault"... You're to blame for at least half of it too.

[Monkies!At The Zoo]

Wow.

You both decided to have sex, yet you didn't think about
the consequences. AND you didn't use protection.
Did you think that nothing was going to happen?
That's awfully irresponsible of you.
And now that you're faced with responsibility, you want out of it.
That's pretty horrible of you.
And you don't want to pay/deal with for something that's half yours. That's immature.

Bottom line: You made a terrible choice, and you can't deal with it.
You definitely need to grow up and take responsibility for your actions.

[SatineSmith10]

Hellechino

If she cheated on you then I would dump her, but if it was your kid then you should at least be there for the kid even if you don't want to be with her anymore.

My thoughts exactly.

[gaaaahlol]

Potential

[electric kool-aid

Potential

well maybe you should learn how to use a condom then.

I know how to use a condom, it doesn't take a rocket scientist.

I just don't like using them, and I'm not paying her money for the next 18 years because of that.

Hahaha you're a dumbass. Or a troll. It's your fault as much as hers. Legally, your a** is as responsible for it as hers.
Maybe she knows how to take birth control, but she just doesn't like using them.