Maybe it's just a fever-induced delerium talking...

[Saint of Beasts]

When I'm sick, someone just gives me some water, a pukebowl and a blanket. Then they get the hell away from me before my lungs projectile-cough something on them.

[Vampire Watermelon]

DaiShutao

When I'm sick, someone just gives me some water, a pukebowl and a blanket. Then they get the hell away from me before my lungs projectile-cough something on them.

I remember the last time I was that sick, I projectile vomited onto my dog.

Poor thing, she was so worried about me.