Is it just because I have a v****a?

v****a!

yumm	59.6%	[ 59 ]
eww	40.4%	[ 40 ]
Total Votes:			[ 99 ]

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Females may be prone to sickness more often, but in my experience males drag out illness.
They lay and bed and they wine and complain about not wanting to move a muscle.
They expect you to do everything for them, I swear, I know males that'd like me to hold their dicks while they piss when they're sick.
neutral

What.

i hope she uses a sanitary wipe.

She just RUBS IT IN to her skin and clothes. Then serves food.

[Sarah Barracuda]

YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY, UM, THE SAME THING ABOUT ME AND I AM NOT SURE WHY, I MEAN IT IS VERY OBVIOUS THAT I HAVE MUCH MORE EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE THAN THAT OTHER ONE, BECAUSE I WAS THE EXECUTIVE OF ALASKA AND I COULD SEE RUSSIA AND KEEP AN EYE ON PUTIN WHEN HE REARED HIS HEAD IN OUR AIRSPACE TO MAKE SURE HE WASN'T GETTING UP TO ANYTHIN'.

[Queen Riddle]

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autotelic

Females may be prone to sickness more often, but in my experience males drag out illness.
They lay and bed and they wine and complain about not wanting to move a muscle.
They expect you to do everything for them, I swear, I know males that'd like me to hold their dicks while they piss when they're sick.
neutral

SRSLY.


i am glad i am not the only one who have noticed this.
i mean, a cold doesn't even phase most females i know
but good lord, a boy gets one, and it's whinewhinewhine all day

MY DOODOO IS FILLED WITH FAIRY DUST AND SPRINKLES AND BOYS R SMELLIE TEHEHE

can you please troll better.
i'm not even laughing.
please be funny.
you're ruining my gd experience.

[Psyri]

sounds like the almighty pmt symptoms...

I'm not physically ill that often

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autotelic

Females may be prone to sickness more often, but in my experience males drag out illness.
They lay and bed and they wine and complain about not wanting to move a muscle.
They expect you to do everything for them, I swear, I know males that'd like me to hold their dicks while they piss when they're sick.
neutral

SRSLY.


i am glad i am not the only one who have noticed this.
i mean, a cold doesn't even phase most females i know
but good lord, a boy gets one, and it's whinewhinewhine all day

MY DOODOO IS FILLED WITH FAIRY DUST AND SPRINKLES AND BOYS R SMELLIE TEHEHE

can you please troll better.
i'm not even laughing.
please be funny.
you're ruining my gd experience.

Translation: BAAAAAAAAAW I'm trying to pretend it isn't bothering me but it hurts oh-so-much!

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Queen Riddle

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Queen Riddle

uh, it's you.
i don't feel sick all day, and if i do, i certainly don't whine about it


boys whine more about sickness than females, from what i've seen
me and my boyfriend had the same cold;
i functioned fine, took my midterms, did homework, didn't whine
he stayed in bed for like three days whining and moaning about it
rolleyes

He was only saving his strength to give you the beatings you deserve when you don't make his meals JUST RIGHT.

oh please, no self respecting girl in the western world would stay with a boy who treated her like s**t.


i mean, those jokes were funny at first, but not 384938 times.


i'm in charge of the relationship, and i have to stop him from over spoiling me, or he would D:

TEHE MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CUPCAKES AND HE BUYS ME MCDONALDS AFTER BALLET CLASS TEHE

please, you should know that girls don't fart or s**t.
you out of all people.



and mcdonalds is for fat trash.

oh your right, any self respecting ugly trash goes to wendy's, right buttercup?

[Feofilakt]

Queen Riddle

autotelic

Females may be prone to sickness more often, but in my experience males drag out illness.
They lay and bed and they wine and complain about not wanting to move a muscle.
They expect you to do everything for them, I swear, I know males that'd like me to hold their dicks while they piss when they're sick.
neutral

SRSLY.


i am glad i am not the only one who have noticed this.
i mean, a cold doesn't even phase most females i know
but good lord, a boy gets one, and it's whinewhinewhine all day

Oh yeah, well I hardly get sick and when I do I tough it out. I also relish spreading my disease to other people!

[Queen Riddle]

Feofilakt

Queen Riddle

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Queen Riddle

uh, it's you.
i don't feel sick all day, and if i do, i certainly don't whine about it


boys whine more about sickness than females, from what i've seen
me and my boyfriend had the same cold;
i functioned fine, took my midterms, did homework, didn't whine
he stayed in bed for like three days whining and moaning about it
rolleyes

He was only saving his strength to give you the beatings you deserve when you don't make his meals JUST RIGHT.

oh please, no self respecting girl in the western world would stay with a boy who treated her like s**t.


i mean, those jokes were funny at first, but not 384938 times.


i'm in charge of the relationship, and i have to stop him from over spoiling me, or he would D:

Oh god, not another self-righteous c**t!

Nobody should be in charge of relationship you Andrea Dworkin wannabe! It is supposed to be a unity of cooperation, not one ruling over the over! I feel horrible for your boyfriend, if only because he has deluded himself into falling for a succubus such as yourself!

I CAST THEE INTO THE PIT, YOU SHALL NOT PROFANE GOD'S EARTH ANY LONGER! GO BACK, VILE BAST! BACK!

you got me,
i came from hell and seduce innocent men and eat their souls
(that would be pretty kick a**, though )



actually, one person is usually dominant over the other, or the relationship doesn't work well.
i'm not bossy at all, i don't give a ******** if he goes out to a strip club (he won't, and i don't know why) or goes out to a bar without me
hell, i even want a threesome with another girl rofl

[Queen Riddle]

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Queen Riddle

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Queen Riddle

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Queen Riddle

uh, it's you.
i don't feel sick all day, and if i do, i certainly don't whine about it


boys whine more about sickness than females, from what i've seen
me and my boyfriend had the same cold;
i functioned fine, took my midterms, did homework, didn't whine
he stayed in bed for like three days whining and moaning about it
rolleyes

He was only saving his strength to give you the beatings you deserve when you don't make his meals JUST RIGHT.

oh please, no self respecting girl in the western world would stay with a boy who treated her like s**t.


i mean, those jokes were funny at first, but not 384938 times.


i'm in charge of the relationship, and i have to stop him from over spoiling me, or he would D:

TEHE MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CUPCAKES AND HE BUYS ME MCDONALDS AFTER BALLET CLASS TEHE

please, you should know that girls don't fart or s**t.
you out of all people.



and mcdonalds is for fat trash.

oh your right, any self respecting ugly trash goes to wendy's, right buttercup?

anyone that respects their body does not eat fast food at all
ie: i don't eat fast food.

[MaximumFetish]

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Queen Riddle

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Queen Riddle

autotelic

Females may be prone to sickness more often, but in my experience males drag out illness.
They lay and bed and they wine and complain about not wanting to move a muscle.
They expect you to do everything for them, I swear, I know males that'd like me to hold their dicks while they piss when they're sick.
neutral

SRSLY.


i am glad i am not the only one who have noticed this.
i mean, a cold doesn't even phase most females i know
but good lord, a boy gets one, and it's whinewhinewhine all day

MY DOODOO IS FILLED WITH FAIRY DUST AND SPRINKLES AND BOYS R SMELLIE TEHEHE

can you please troll better.
i'm not even laughing.
please be funny.
you're ruining my gd experience.

Translation: BAAAAAAAAAW I'm trying to pretend it isn't bothering me but it hurts oh-so-much!

yeah change your name to queen "wawa entertain me like my boyfriend does wa wa i want candy now wa wa boohoo"

i'm not here to make you laugh sugartits.

[skogul]

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Queen Riddle

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Queen Riddle

autotelic

Females may be prone to sickness more often, but in my experience males drag out illness.
They lay and bed and they wine and complain about not wanting to move a muscle.
They expect you to do everything for them, I swear, I know males that'd like me to hold their dicks while they piss when they're sick.
neutral

SRSLY.


i am glad i am not the only one who have noticed this.
i mean, a cold doesn't even phase most females i know
but good lord, a boy gets one, and it's whinewhinewhine all day

MY DOODOO IS FILLED WITH FAIRY DUST AND SPRINKLES AND BOYS R SMELLIE TEHEHE

can you please troll better.
i'm not even laughing.
please be funny.
you're ruining my gd experience.

Translation: BAAAAAAAAAW I'm trying to pretend it isn't bothering me but it hurts oh-so-much!

yeah change your name to queen "wawa entertain me like my boyfriend does wa wa i want candy now wa wa boohoo"

i'm not here to make you laugh sugartits.

In b4 DIABEETUS.

[sunnydisaster]

emo

[Queen Riddle]

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Queen Riddle

autotelic

Females may be prone to sickness more often, but in my experience males drag out illness.
They lay and bed and they wine and complain about not wanting to move a muscle.
They expect you to do everything for them, I swear, I know males that'd like me to hold their dicks while they piss when they're sick.
neutral

SRSLY.


i am glad i am not the only one who have noticed this.
i mean, a cold doesn't even phase most females i know
but good lord, a boy gets one, and it's whinewhinewhine all day

Oh yeah, well I hardly get sick and when I do I tough it out. I also relish spreading my disease to other people!

well, that's good for you. seriously
i'm sure there are boys that don't act as such.
alot of the ones that i know do, though.
i don't really care, i mean, i generally get along with men better than women.
it's just something i've noticed with the boys i know.

[MaximumFetish]

Queen Riddle

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Queen Riddle

oh please, no self respecting girl in the western world would stay with a boy who treated her like s**t.


i mean, those jokes were funny at first, but not 384938 times.


i'm in charge of the relationship, and i have to stop him from over spoiling me, or he would D:

TEHE MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CUPCAKES AND HE BUYS ME MCDONALDS AFTER BALLET CLASS TEHE

please, you should know that girls don't fart or s**t.
you out of all people.



and mcdonalds is for fat trash.

oh your right, any self respecting ugly trash goes to wendy's, right buttercup?

anyone that respects their body does not eat fast food at all
ie: i don't eat fast food.

I bet you would if i told you all the other bulimics were doing it.
nuggets taste better on the way back up, don't they queeny?

[Caliburnis]

God! Fine! You're such a queer sometimes. Alright, so what do we do when we find this Succubus? Shoot it with wrought iron bullets? Decapitate it and burn the remains? Cut out its heart and drop it in a lake at midnight? I'm going to assume we can't pull any Pater Noster here.