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your bf sounds stupid


So eloquent. So profound. So insightful.
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Succubus? What is that some sort of chick cover-band? *chuckle*

Females may be prone to sickness more often, but in my experience males drag out illness.
They lay and bed and they wine and complain about not wanting to move a muscle.
They expect you to do everything for them, I swear, I know males that'd like me to hold their dicks while they piss when they're sick.
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uh, it's you.
i don't feel sick all day, and if i do, i certainly don't whine about it


boys whine more about sickness than females, from what i've seen
me and my boyfriend had the same cold;
i functioned fine, took my midterms, did homework, didn't whine
he stayed in bed for like three days whining and moaning about it
rolleyes


He was only saving his strength to give you the beatings you deserve when you don't make his meals JUST RIGHT.
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oh please, no self respecting girl in the western world would stay with a boy who treated her like s**t.


i mean, those jokes were funny at first, but not 384938 times.


i'm in charge of the relationship, and i have to stop him from over spoiling me, or he would D:
i have stomach problems since sixth grade. so you are not alone
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your bf sounds stupid


So eloquent. So profound. So insightful.



i'm positive he must be referencing the great works of sappho in the poem where she also talks about plaid shirt ownership.
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uh, it's you.
i don't feel sick all day, and if i do, i certainly don't whine about it


boys whine more about sickness than females, from what i've seen
me and my boyfriend had the same cold;
i functioned fine, took my midterms, did homework, didn't whine
he stayed in bed for like three days whining and moaning about it
rolleyes


You are no doubt a succubus or other form of life sucking female demon, I have already contacted the proper authorities and Sam&Dean as well as Van Helsing are already on their way to end your scourge.

God be praised, Deus Vult.
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this thread is making less and less sense. rofl


at least this one made me lol
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uh, it's you.
i don't feel sick all day, and if i do, i certainly don't whine about it


boys whine more about sickness than females, from what i've seen
me and my boyfriend had the same cold;
i functioned fine, took my midterms, did homework, didn't whine
he stayed in bed for like three days whining and moaning about it
rolleyes


He was only saving his strength to give you the beatings you deserve when you don't make his meals JUST RIGHT.
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oh please, no self respecting girl in the western world would stay with a boy who treated her like s**t.


i mean, those jokes were funny at first, but not 384938 times.


i'm in charge of the relationship, and i have to stop him from over spoiling me, or he would D:



TEHE MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CUPCAKES AND HE BUYS ME MCDONALDS AFTER BALLET CLASS TEHE
autotelic

Females may be prone to sickness more often, but in my experience males drag out illness.
They lay and bed and they wine and complain about not wanting to move a muscle.
They expect you to do everything for them, I swear, I know males that'd like me to hold their dicks while they piss when they're sick.
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What.
autotelic

Females may be prone to sickness more often, but in my experience males drag out illness.
They lay and bed and they wine and complain about not wanting to move a muscle.
They expect you to do everything for them, I swear, I know males that'd like me to hold their dicks while they piss when they're sick.
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SRSLY.


i am glad i am not the only one who have noticed this.
i mean, a cold doesn't even phase most females i know
but good lord, a boy gets one, and it's whinewhinewhine all day
skogul
autotelic

Females may be prone to sickness more often, but in my experience males drag out illness.
They lay and bed and they wine and complain about not wanting to move a muscle.
They expect you to do everything for them, I swear, I know males that'd like me to hold their dicks while they piss when they're sick.
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What.



i hope she uses a sanitary wipe.
Queen Riddle
autotelic

Females may be prone to sickness more often, but in my experience males drag out illness.
They lay and bed and they wine and complain about not wanting to move a muscle.
They expect you to do everything for them, I swear, I know males that'd like me to hold their dicks while they piss when they're sick.
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SRSLY.


i am glad i am not the only one who have noticed this.
i mean, a cold doesn't even phase most females i know
but good lord, a boy gets one, and it's whinewhinewhine all day



MY DOODOO IS FILLED WITH FAIRY DUST AND SPRINKLES AND BOYS R SMELLIE TEHEHE
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skogul
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uh, it's you.
i don't feel sick all day, and if i do, i certainly don't whine about it


boys whine more about sickness than females, from what i've seen
me and my boyfriend had the same cold;
i functioned fine, took my midterms, did homework, didn't whine
he stayed in bed for like three days whining and moaning about it
rolleyes


He was only saving his strength to give you the beatings you deserve when you don't make his meals JUST RIGHT.
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oh please, no self respecting girl in the western world would stay with a boy who treated her like s**t.


i mean, those jokes were funny at first, but not 384938 times.


i'm in charge of the relationship, and i have to stop him from over spoiling me, or he would D:



TEHE MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CUPCAKES AND HE BUYS ME MCDONALDS AFTER BALLET CLASS TEHE
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please, you should know that girls don't fart or s**t.
you out of all people.



and mcdonalds is for fat trash.
Queen Riddle
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uh, it's you.
i don't feel sick all day, and if i do, i certainly don't whine about it


boys whine more about sickness than females, from what i've seen
me and my boyfriend had the same cold;
i functioned fine, took my midterms, did homework, didn't whine
he stayed in bed for like three days whining and moaning about it
rolleyes


He was only saving his strength to give you the beatings you deserve when you don't make his meals JUST RIGHT.
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oh please, no self respecting girl in the western world would stay with a boy who treated her like s**t.


i mean, those jokes were funny at first, but not 384938 times.


i'm in charge of the relationship, and i have to stop him from over spoiling me, or he would D:


Oh god, not another self-righteous c**t!

Nobody should be in charge of relationship you Andrea Dworkin wannabe! It is supposed to be a unity of cooperation, not one ruling over the over! I feel horrible for your boyfriend, if only because he has deluded himself into falling for a succubus such as yourself!

I CAST THEE INTO THE PIT, YOU SHALL NOT PROFANE GOD'S EARTH ANY LONGER! GO BACK, VILE BAST! BACK!
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DEAN! We have work to do! We don't have any time for your blah-blah-blah-blah. Blah blah BLAH. Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blaaaaah!

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