If Foods Had Sexualities...

[Yuka the Dragoness]

Point None

�corn dog: homosexual
diet coke: anorexic
pork rinds: alcoholic
�

All diet drinks would be anorexic.

[synthesized sanity]

creme-puffs.

[Lindsay87]

strawberries would be the skanky food.
oranges would always get the crap kicked out of them.
bananas would be sexually inappropriate with carrots and cucumbers.

[death to hipsters]

Apples.
Tomatoes can be straight.
Jello. Jello is gay.
Orange sherbet is a flaming homosexual.
Neapolitan too.

[Yuka the Dragoness]

Lindsay87

strawberries would be the skanky food.
oranges would always get the crap kicked out of them.
bananas would be sexually inappropriate with carrots and cucumbers.

Strawberries = Skanky.

Nice. xp

[tohruxkyoxyukilover]

tootally coconuts!