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I threw my baby away in the dumpster.
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Post: 51810061_1 created on Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:15 pmPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:15 pm
Okay so it was midnight. I was at my house cleaning the kitchen then I started to feel a pain in the a*****e in the stomach. I thought I had to s**t out a huge mother ********' poop. But then pop goes the baby. Then I was like, "Hmmm what's this? A rat?" So I grabbed the rat and threw it in the dumpster just across my street. Then I realized, it wasn't a rat, it was a BABY! So I went back to check it and it died. Ha. Ha. So I called the cops and blamed my neighbors. They're in jail now. :XP twisted
 
     
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Post: 51810061_2 created on Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:15 pmPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:15 pm
 
Lolwut.
     
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Post: 51810061_3 created on Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:15 pmPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:15 pm
Cool story bro.
  
     


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Post: 51810061_4 created on Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:16 pmPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:16 pm
 
Dumpster baby..~
     
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Post: 51810061_5 created on Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:16 pmPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:16 pm
i'd do the same.
  
     
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Post: 51810061_6 created on Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:16 pmPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:16 pm
 
Idiot. You could have cooked it in your oven. mad
     
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Post: 51810061_7 created on Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:16 pmPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:16 pm
cool
 
     


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Post: 51810061_8 created on Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:17 pmPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:17 pm
 
tl;dr
     

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Post: 51810061_9 created on Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:17 pmPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:17 pm
now the homeless people can have a decent meal
 
     
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Post: 51810061_10 created on Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:18 pmPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:18 pm
 
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Post: 51810061_11 created on Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:19 pmPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:19 pm
The title made me laugh.
 
     
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Post: 51810061_12 created on Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:20 pmPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:20 pm
 
"What is the color of Night?"
Thrilling. stare Any more stories that are just as retarded as you are?
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Post: 51810061_13 created on Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:21 pmPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:21 pm
i know what i'm having for dinner tonight...
 
     
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Post: 51810061_14 created on Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:24 pmPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:24 pm
 
eek
     


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Post: 51810061_15 created on Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:28 pmPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:28 pm
waz it the dumster baby from family guy?
 
     


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