I threw my baby away in the dumpster.

[colossal_lov3rr]

Okay so it was midnight. I was at my house cleaning the kitchen then I started to feel a pain in the a*****e in the stomach. I thought I had to s**t out a huge mother ********' poop. But then pop goes the baby. Then I was like, "Hmmm what's this? A rat?" So I grabbed the rat and threw it in the dumpster just across my street. Then I realized, it wasn't a rat, it was a BABY! So I went back to check it and it died. Ha. Ha. So I called the cops and blamed my neighbors. They're in jail now. :XP twisted

[D R _ B A R B E R R]

Lolwut.

[Flamboyant Teddy]

Cool story bro.

[Toribird330]

Dumpster baby..~

[UGLY VIOLET]

i'd do the same.

[Legato of the Night]

Idiot. You could have cooked it in your oven. mad

[not quite the blues]

cool

[Fancied]

tl;dr

[Panda_Madness]

now the homeless people can have a decent meal

[Beetlejess]

http://thumbnails.hulu.com/5/231/12818_512x288_manicured__Fp0Iqd7cqkK0+nwiQKnpjA.jpg

[Aqueous humor]

The title made me laugh.

[Asmusei -Faceless Hunter-]

"What is the color of Night?"
Thrilling. stare Any more stories that are just as retarded as you are?

"Welcome home."

[Electric Unicorn]

i know what i'm having for dinner tonight...

[l0vebunnies]

eek

[PLAYSTATION 3 SLAVE]

waz it the dumster baby from family guy?