Jaegerjaque
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Post: 35076371_1 created on Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:39 pmPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:39 pm
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I'd never met my wifes mother. My wife is half French and her mother lived in Japan with her father. So, she'd never been to England, and never met me. The night started off well, shes a nice woman, we shared an intrest for Eric Clapton (layla, cocaine, even some of his cream stuff), we were drinking wine that night, and we'd just finished our bottle. My wife offered to get another, then I offered (I refuse to let my pregnant wife do anything!), and then finally her mother offered, claiming she hadnt seen the kitchen. So she goes into the kitchen and about 2 minutes later i hear a smash, i run into the kitchen and see expensive wine spilled all over my books, star wars force lightsaber, and my birthday present from my wife. I was silent at the first, but before i knew it I was shaking, how could this woman do this? Why? Was she stupid? I enhaled slowly..eyes red, hands twitching, I SCREAMED "KAAAAHHHHNNN!!!!!" Right in her face, the old woman looked shocked ofr a moment, then clapsed on the floor, hiting her head on the cabinet on the way down.. ________________________ How could i patch things up with my wife? |
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