I screamed in my mother in laws face. She fainted

[Jaegerjaque]

I'd never met my wifes mother. My wife is half French and her mother lived in Japan with her father. So, she'd never been to England, and never met me.

The night started off well, shes a nice woman, we shared an intrest for Eric Clapton (layla, cocaine, even some of his cream stuff), we were drinking wine that night, and we'd just finished our bottle. My wife offered to get another, then I offered (I refuse to let my pregnant wife do anything!), and then finally her mother offered, claiming she hadnt seen the kitchen.

So she goes into the kitchen and about 2 minutes later i hear a smash, i run into the kitchen and see expensive wine spilled all over my books, star wars force lightsaber, and my birthday present from my wife.

I was silent at the first, but before i knew it I was shaking, how could this woman do this? Why? Was she stupid?

I enhaled slowly..eyes red, hands twitching, I SCREAMED


"KAAAAHHHHNNN!!!!!"

Right in her face, the old woman looked shocked ofr a moment, then clapsed on the floor, hiting her head on the cabinet on the way down..


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How could i patch things up with my wife?

[ABAND0N ALL HOPE]

You got married that quickly after you killed your girlfriend?
Wow you move on quickly...

[Kimahara]

By getting off the computer and apologizing?

[staaaci]

Madam, we must have waffles! We must all have waffles forthwith! We must all think,

Oh wow 0_0

and we must all have waffles, and think each and every one of us to the very best of his ability...

[soymilkmister]

~`Cross your heart...`

You should write for a living
3nodding

~`And hope to die?`

[Death by Hersheys]

Kimahara

By getting off the computer and apologizing?

[Jaegerjaque]

Zombie Marionette

You got married that quickly after you killed your girlfriend?
Wow you move on quickly...

What? Nah that happend years ago!

The b***h I through out the car died, so I had to move back to england, here I met my wife.

[BossMafia]

Eat them both, then you won't have to worry about anything!

[Jaegerjaque]

D-LiciousMango

~`Cross your heart...`

You should write for a living
3nodding

~`And hope to die?`

I got a A ++ in my advanced English course back in High school and college.

But i'm more of a science man.

After all, i examine dead bodies for a living.

[Duchess Wyther Wyskers]

Chop up their bodies and put them into pies.

[Jaegerjaque]

WytherWyskers

Chop up their bodies and put them into pies.

I cant cook

[Duchess Wyther Wyskers]

Jaegerjaque

WytherWyskers

Chop up their bodies and put them into pies.

I cant cook

Than feed them to the neighbors' dog.