I feel like I got away with murder, GD

[Jesus Ate My Sharpie]

My Posterior Is Superior

A cop pulled me over once because he wanted to say hi and see how I was doing.
I ******** love small towns. cool

“Hey mister I been telling you
To be afraid
Cause this badman
Him have bad news for you today”

❝That happens when I ride with my friend Cammie.
xD❞

”And it's a shame
You lose your life
You have no more time
Your destiny is mine”

[Inflatable Dartboard]

SeductiveOrgasm

Inflatable Dartboard

One time a cop pulled me and some friends over and our driver didn't have a license on him.

He also had weed sitting out in the cup holder.

I knew none of this.

I almost knocked the driver's a** out, but the cop let us off with a warning. He got lucky.

“Hey mister I been telling you
To be afraid
Cause this badman
Him have bad news for you today”

❝I got pulled over with no license, and he just asked me the four last digits of my social and dob.❞

”And it's a shame
You lose your life
You have no more time
Your destiny is mine”

In Indiana, with the amount of marijuana he had, we could have all been busted. The cop let us go in an act of great kindness.

And then the kid he just let go didn't have a license.

And then when he looked him up, there were an absurd amount of points on his license. It should have been suspended, but wasn't.

The cop must have been kicking himself for being so nice.

[Allergic to Bees]

I've never gotten pulled over in my 3 years of driving.
surprised

[cody_collette]

well i was stopped by the cops 2 days ago because 2 friends and i where hanging out beside a buliding because we just walk from uptown and we where tired... all of a sudden 5 cop cars pull up and i guess some investigation was going on and you know it being 12 or 1 in the morning + they though i had crack or herion or something because i had a backpack on... and the funny part is one of the cops reaked of weed.

i dont hate cops.. its just they piss me off some times... always picking on teens.. just because one kid smokes pot or drinks all the time dosent mean we all do..... grrrr....

the list could go on.

[Jesus Ate My Sharpie]

Inflatable Dartboard

SeductiveOrgasm

Inflatable Dartboard

One time a cop pulled me and some friends over and our driver didn't have a license on him.

He also had weed sitting out in the cup holder.

I knew none of this.

I almost knocked the driver's a** out, but the cop let us off with a warning. He got lucky.

“Hey mister I been telling you
To be afraid
Cause this badman
Him have bad news for you today”

❝I got pulled over with no license, and he just asked me the four last digits of my social and dob.❞

”And it's a shame
You lose your life
You have no more time
Your destiny is mine”

In Indiana, with the amount of marijuana he had, we could have all been busted. The cop let us go in an act of great kindness.

And then the kid he just let go didn't have a license.

And then when he looked him up, there were an absurd amount of points on his license. It should have been suspended, but wasn't.

The cop must have been kicking himself for being so nice.

“Hey mister I been telling you
To be afraid
Cause this badman
Him have bad news for you today”

❝My fiance and I went for a trip to Inidana and we just crossed the border of Ohio and we saw like five people pulled over in under two miles gonk ❞

”And it's a shame
You lose your life
You have no more time
Your destiny is mine”

[RANDOM CHINESE BIKERS]

Quit being the Naruto of the GD!!! I love you heart