Hypothetical Situation time GD

[Nero`Angelo]

Alright here we go.

You're stuck in the wild with no food or resources. You've got a survival knife and a canteen to keep you safe. It's been weeks since you found food since you're bad at survivaling(It's spelled wrong on purpose) and you've got diarrhea because your dumbass forgot how to gather clean water.

A wild pand befriends you and it happens to be the last one on earth in the wild. You're on the verge of starving to death and dying of hydration.

Here are your options

1. Kill panda, use it's fur as a pelt. Eat the meat and drink the blood for nutrition. Save whatever else is left and use it to keep on surviving until you're rescued.

2. Die

3. Get mauled by bear in fouled attempt to kill him due to poor knife handling.

4. Get out of jail free card and exempts all of the above only if you have basic survival training. You befriend the panda and ride him gallantly through the jungle.


I pick 4.

[SKULL FUX UR BUM]

None of the above.
mad

[Nero`Angelo]

SKULL FUX UR BUM

None of the above.
mad

You die by default. Your genes were never passed down due to your negligence as a human being.

Gurl you best go read a survival book and start camping ASAP.

[Mystery Ceres]

I pick 4. I know how to survive in the wild, but goddammit I do not want to test this out in fear of having a few weeks of bad hair days.

[Uncle Knickknack]

******** your basic survival training, Advanced survival mofo.

[Delay Parlour]

2

[little_boy_luke]

2 sweatdrop

[SKULL FUX UR BUM]

Nero`Angelo

SKULL FUX UR BUM

None of the above.
mad

You die by default. Your genes were never passed down due to your negligence as a human being.

Gurl you best go read a survival book and start camping ASAP.

I hate camping.
Don't need no book... I gots me video games.
talk2hand

[Nero`Angelo]

DEANNA SAYS HAPPY VDAY

talk2hand im pro ana
i got dis s**t

You didn't pick an option so i'm picking option #3 for you.

Panda didn't like you and decided to maul the peta member out of you. By the time he was finished your rag doll body was reborn, but unfortunately you die to severe hemorrhaging because of the violent baptism.

[CoffeCat24]

I'll eat whatever the panda eats. If the panda dies... then I feast.

[Nero`Angelo]

Uncle ******** your basic survival training, Advanced survival mofo.[/quote] I was throwing people a bone. I don't expect everyone know advanced skills. We're a rare b

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[Nero`Angelo]

SKULL FUX UR BUM

Nero`Angelo

SKULL FUX UR BUM

None of the above.
mad

You die by default. Your genes were never passed down due to your negligence as a human being.

Gurl you best go read a survival book and start camping ASAP.

I hate camping.
Don't need no book... I gots me video games.
talk2hand

Panda gonna hunt you down. They're not cuddly creatures like the ones you see in video games. Vicious beasts.

[Robot Punk]

4.

I shall name him Timbo emotion_donotwant

[Uncle Knickknack]

Nero`Angelo

Uncle ******** your basic survival training, Advanced survival mofo.[/quote] I was throwing people a bone. I don't expect everyone know advanced skills. We're a rare b

npjap5gf:1="Uncle ******** your basic survival training, Advanced survival mofo.[/quote] I was throwing people a bone. I don't expect everyone know advanced skills. We're a rare breed.

I LOL @ the idea of Vegetarians trying to survive in the wild.
Half will poison themselves, the other half will die of starvation/malnutrition.