Hey guys look what's chillin' outside my house! [Pic]

[Jesus Ate My Sharpie]

“Hey mister I been telling you
To be afraid
Cause this badman
Him have bad news for you today”

❝ So I got out of my car today, and I saw this on the side of my house.


I usually like spiders but this one scared me.
And now my fiance won't come out to the house until he knows that its dead D:
Oh, and this spider is like, the size of my palm.

Discuss:
Spiders
Aracnophobia
s**t that scares you❞

”And it's a shame
You lose your life
You have no more time
Your destiny is mine”

[Colonel Sander]

gonk

[Passionately in Like]

Ha, wow.
You've got such a manly man.

We have those around my house, and they're huge
gonk
like three inches with legs.

[~BROKENxPROM!SE~]

I don't blame your fiance.

I saw a black widow on my front porch the other day. D:

[`xInnocent Tearzx]

Oh my god, spiders scare the sh*t out of me.

[Huritt]

Passionately in Like

Ha, wow.
You've got such a manly man.

We have those around my house, and they're huge
gonk
like three inches with legs.

OHHELLNOOO.
I would call 911 if I found that in my house, no lie.

[Toxic Demise]

oh piss
kill it!

[Jesus Ate My Sharpie]

Passionately in Like

Ha, wow.
You've got such a manly man.

We have those around my house, and they're huge
gonk
like three inches with legs.

“Hey mister I been telling you
To be afraid
Cause this badman
Him have bad news for you today”

❝He almost died from a spider bite, that's why.
What kind of spider is it? Are they poisonous?❞

”And it's a shame
You lose your life
You have no more time
Your destiny is mine”

[Sir Pirate Man]

Eat it.Plain and simple.Or maytbe keep it as a pet in a jar.

[Passionately in Like]

..SeductiveOrgasm..

Passionately in Like

Ha, wow.
You've got such a manly man.

We have those around my house, and they're huge
gonk
like three inches with legs.

“Hey mister I been telling you
To be afraid
Cause this badman
Him have bad news for you today”

❝He almost died from a spider bite, that's why.
What kind of spider is it? Are they poisonous?❞

”And it's a shame
You lose your life
You have no more time
Your destiny is mine”

Makes sense.

I'm not sure.
I never looked them up but I don't think they're poisonous.
There are only two kinds of dangerous spiders in my area and that wans't on the list.

[Beetle Shell]

What a lovely spider! Why don't you just get in a jar or something and let it free somewhere?

[Jesus Ate My Sharpie]

Passionately in Like

..SeductiveOrgasm..

Passionately in Like

Ha, wow.
You've got such a manly man.

We have those around my house, and they're huge
gonk
like three inches with legs.

“Hey mister I been telling you
To be afraid
Cause this badman
Him have bad news for you today”

❝He almost died from a spider bite, that's why.
What kind of spider is it? Are they poisonous?❞

”And it's a shame
You lose your life
You have no more time
Your destiny is mine”

Makes sense.

I'm not sure.
I never looked them up but I don't think they're poisonous.
There are only two kinds of dangerous spiders in my area and that wans't on the list.

“Hey mister I been telling you
To be afraid
Cause this badman
Him have bad news for you today”

❝Well, then I guess they aren't? I hope not.
-Goes to look it up.-❞

”And it's a shame
You lose your life
You have no more time
Your destiny is mine”

[Bloodychess]

Passionately in Like

Ha, wow.
You've got such a manly man.

We have those around my house, and they're huge
gonk
like three inches with legs.

Jesus Christ where do you live? gonk

[Jesus Ate My Sharpie]

Only Always

What a lovely spider! Why don't you just get in a jar or something and let it free somewhere?

“Hey mister I been telling you
To be afraid
Cause this badman
Him have bad news for you today”

❝He's already outside, so its okay. :]❞

”And it's a shame
You lose your life
You have no more time
Your destiny is mine”

[Beetle Shell]

[..SeductiveOrgasm..]

Passionately in Like

..SeductiveOrgasm..

Passionately in Like

Ha, wow.
You've got such a manly man.

We have those around my house, and they're huge
gonk
like three inches with legs.

“Hey mister I been telling you
To be afraid
Cause this badman
Him have bad news for you today”

❝He almost died from a spider bite, that's why.
What kind of spider is it? Are they poisonous?❞

”And it's a shame
You lose your life
You have no more time
Your destiny is mine”

Makes sense.

I'm not sure.
I never looked them up but I don't think they're poisonous.
There are only two kinds of dangerous spiders in my area and that wans't on the list.

“Hey mister I been telling you
To be afraid
Cause this badman
Him have bad news for you today”

❝Well, then I guess they aren't? I hope not.
-Goes to look it up.-❞

”And it's a shame
You lose your life
You have no more time
Your destiny is mine”

You know,the bigger it is,the less poisonous it is.