Guy on the rebound

[MIND FUNGUS]

So I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Big time.

I basically said she deserved the guy, and we would never have 'closure', and that she should ******** off. And then I didn't answer my cellphone for days..


LONG POINTLESS STORY SHORTENED,

Any ladies into frustrated rebound sex?

My motto is "It's the size of the imagination that counts"

I'm tall, and romantic like only noir can deliver.

I'll be there when you wake up, and I cook.

[Lyrical Sympathy]

I'm pretty sure I'm done with all that. But, good luck! >.<

[Pravus Lamia]

Awww.
Poor baby.

[Vandalised]

hey bro i'm available.

[SherryClutch]

Wow... hate to say, but it's no wonder you got cheated on. Don't do all that romantic stuff. Despite what women always say, most of them don't actually like it, and are more likely to chase a guy that ignores them as opposed to a guy that's always there for them.

[Copper Poet]

Lol, I'm not sorry for your loss, sounds like it was a good thing you found out sooner than later. I answer, in order, your shortened story- never had it, can't agree more, being romantic keeps the relationship specail, and I don't care where you wake up if you can cook for me. My motto though, "Hate the sin, love the sinner". See what she has to say about it, if you dont like what she says, it doesnt mean she can't be a freind. Or just tell her to ******** off again, lol sweatdrop .

[subplot]

MIND FUNGUS

I'm twenty one now and I'm with a ******** anti-social personality disorder, bi-polar tendencies b***h on wheels who has an angry face like The Medusa. Every now and then the marriage issue surfaces and I scream "HOLY LIVESTOCK IN HEAVY TRAFFIC!!" Can she hear herself?

Oh man YOU'RE SO ROMANTIC.