[announcer]
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.
("WHAT THE ********?!?!" wink
("Grady!!" wink
[Dr. Dre]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
[Eminem]
******** that s**t, you just caught this b***h cheatin
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!
******** slittin her throat, CUT THIS b***h'S HEAD OFF!!!
[Dr. Dre]
Wait! What if there's an explanation for this s**t?
(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his d**k?!)
Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
[Eminem]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!
[Dr. Dre]
What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kill you ********!
[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?
How in the ******** you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw ******** it...
What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?
[gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired]