Your Not a Real Gamer

[Dei Gratia Raven]

DynaSuarez Wrecks

Raven Prime, Priestess Resira, Mir Teiwaz: you're all faggots.

You're not a real gamer because you haven't beaten Final Fantasy 13 in 1 hour.

[Dei Gratia Raven]

Mir Teiwaz

Raven Prime

Priestess Resira

Guuuuuys! Someone said I wasn't a real gamer! Lets make an entire thread about it ALL OVER AGAIN!

HEY YOU. YEAH, YOU.

You're not a real gamer because you aren't playing Battletoads RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND. (You're reading this post.)

Deal with it.

Wee yea ra enne ar sar. Wee yea ra enne ar dor
Wee yea ra enne ar ciel. Rrha yea ra ieeya en near

I finished beating 2 player Battletoads by myself while reading this post.

Who's the real gamer now?

Well, that depends. Did you do it ONLY while reading the post, or did you start before reading the post?

No, I'm not going to tell you which is the right answer.

[Dei Gratia Raven]

Priestess Resira

Raven Prime

Priestess Resira

Guuuuuys! Someone said I wasn't a real gamer! Lets make an entire thread about it ALL OVER AGAIN!

HEY YOU. YEAH, YOU.

You're not a real gamer because you aren't playing Battletoads RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND. (You're reading this post.)

Deal with it.

Jokes on you ELITIST f*****t! I EAT, BREATHE, AND s**t BATTLETOADS.

That sounds tasty, difficult, and painful.

Not necessarily in that order, but probably.

[Priestess Resira]

DynaSuarez Wrecks

Raven Prime, Priestess Resira, Mir Teiwaz: you're all faggots.

Whatever, Nerd. I bet you don't even play Call of Duty. emotion_eyebrow

[Dei Gratia Raven]

DynaSuarez Wrecks

nope, haven't beat Final Fantasy 13 in under an hour and nope, don't play Call of Duty 'cause I have this thing called a life and am not a neckbeard living in mommy's basement like all you fagn00bs.

Oh snap, now it's on.

You just say that cuz you're on the internet. My posse and I are like mad tough, yo, so if you said that to any of us in real life, you'd be all beat down like the chump you are. We'd just like turn you to paste and s**t, yo. Mah boi Ness would be all usin' a yoyo, yo.

[Dei Gratia Raven]

DynaSuarez Wrecks

b***h plz. I'll hack your s**t and put you at the bottom of the leaderboard.

Too late, yo. I ALREADY DID THAT YO.

Wait. s**t.

I mean, no problem, yo. I'm a REAL gamer so I'll be back at TOP OF ALL THE LEADERBOARDS in like 5 minutes of playing, yo.

And to be honest, I actually do picture the OP's friend as adding "yo" the end of his accusation of not being a real gamer, yo.

[Dei Gratia Raven]

DynaSuarez Wrecks

Yeah well, my c**k is bigger than yours.

[President of the End]

Raven Prime

DynaSuarez Wrecks

Yeah well, my c**k is bigger than yours.

What a NOOB real gamers play on xbox 360 only not PC

[Dei Gratia Raven]

President of the End

Raven Prime

DynaSuarez Wrecks

Yeah well, my c**k is bigger than yours.

What a NOOB real gamers play on xbox 360 only not PC

Pitiful console peasant.

[Priestess Resira]

DynaSuarez Wrecks

you guys are n00bs. real gamers would find a way to play on PS3 even though it has no games.

You gotta hack there proxys ninja