The "How did you last die?" Thread

[DrDuce]

The last game i played was Naruto: Clash of Ninja 2 so the CPU smahed me but actually dying was probably... hmm GRAW2 (Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2) AK47 to the face usually kills me xp Silly Rebels!

[Lord Burn]

Used up all my missiles on Omega Pirate's armor in Metroid Prime. Tried again with the Plasma Beam and it worked much better.

[Soul Heart Gold]

The stupidest ways I died:
1.Battle against the 2nd ranked assassin in No More Heroes. (That b*tch.)
2.The first and second battle on the bridge in Zelda: Twilight Princess.
3.I got shot to death in inFAMOUS, by the white-cloaked reaper. (Can't remember the name)
4.For a very long time I couldn't realize how to beat the fricken 2nd boss of OOT, so I constantly got my a** burned.
5.In the PS1, in the first Spyro game, I didn't realize Spyro couldn't swim, until he learned how-to later. I learned about that in the second realm.

[Malier]

Food poisoning.

Sadly, I'm not kidding.

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[the man in the box 1991]

was playing gta 4 today and was run over by an ambulance ******** ironie

[TheLieutenantXx]

I shot a mini nuke straight up to see what the end result would be. It was death.

[Servbot # 13]

I was jumping from roof to roof in search of the elusive Agility orbs when suddenly I began to hear a beeping near me. I tried to jump to avoid the incoming explosion, but failed and was launched higher into the air than anticipated.

Moments later I lay wasted with my face smashed thoroughly into a crater I left in the sidewalk next to the poor civilian who has the misfortune of being under me.

[SeXuaL G33K]

Armored Cavalry

Mario Kart Rx

Armored Cavalry

Um, I put 3 shotgun shells into some dude's spine, and he turned around and shot me once in the kneecap with a M9.

lolphail

srsly.

Has happened to me too many times as well...

My last death was one of the idiots that insists upon using a riot shield (you know, the thing meant to protect you) in MW2 on a Hardcore SnD...

I was defusing his bomb, 1v1, and he runs up to me and 1 hit bashes me.

In real life, I'd just stand up and hit his shield and be like "... THE F**K? I'm trying to make sure a bomb doesn't blow up and kill us all and your hitting me with a shield..." Because that wouldn't KILL you lol

[Georgia Gator]

Hades Cerberus plus the two sadyrs (goat people) keep killing me. -_-

This has kept me from seeing the end of God of War 3 for myself, but it's already been spoiled for me...

[Kregg]

Pyros. Again.

[Metroid Dread]

I fell down in the first Plane of Oblivion
sweatdrop

[DK Juggernaut]

Halo 3.
Messing around in forge on a map my friend made in sandbox.
Killed by Guardians.
Damned killball.
lol

[Apotheosic]

i was playing dragon age, and we were in the deep roads, and we came upon a large group of darkspawn. all of my party members except me died before dispatching more than two or three, of the 10-15 darkspawn. now, i, being a rogue, figured i was ********, but to my great surprise, i managed to use cover to my advantage, applied my best poison, had tons of health poultices, and actually managed to kill all but one single genlock. which then killed me.

i raged.

[Bea Avelli]

Far, far away, in the wondrous, magical world of Nox, yours truly just had his poor body repeatedly penetrated by a myriad of nasty arrows. Many times. Fired by simple, pesky rogues, at that. And Hecubah laughs mockingly at my failures. At least her insults are highly amusing; in fact, they're almost worth the dying!

[PapaxHotel]

Crackdown 2.
I saw a Helicopter.
I wanted it.
I jumped.
Missed and got cut up by the helicopter blades.