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Re:Favorite ME quote 3!

Hello, dead people!	9.1%	[ 65 ]
Oh crap, a pop-up.	8.3%	[ 59 ]
I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober.	16.1%	[ 115 ]
You! I said a bad-a** not some scout whining like a quarian with a tummy-ache.	6.6%	[ 47 ]
Huh. Nobody died." "I could shoot someone if it would make you feel better." "Nah, I'm good. "	20.3%	[ 145 ]
"Wait, you're stopping me but not them? You son of a b***h!" "You don't have a grenade launcher, lady. Get lost."	13.7%	[ 98 ]
I have ruled out the possibility of an artificially intelligent virus, unless it's *very* intelligent... and toying with me.	25.8%	[ 184 ]
Total Votes:			[ 713 ]

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There is no big deal, I've stopped playing ME1 around the same point every time... less than 50% into the game... Still got the jist of the story from ME2.

Thank you ^
I still got the jist of whats going on. And as long as you understand whats going on, I think it's fine.

Most definitely...

And to answer your question, I am a member of the Tali fanclub thank you very much.

x3 I'm a Garrus fan girl <3

Excellent... The human characters were so... Uninteresting...

xDDD I don't know, I thought Jack was pretty cool. Jacob just reminded me of Kayne thanks to Halolz......
And Miranda....I had mixed feelings about her. xD I remember thinking "Hey...how come my rack isn't as big as hers!? THE HELL BIOWARE?!"

Haha, yeah, she was rather... Perky... However, I found her boring... And her head freaked me out... Almost like a bobble head.

Jack was an emokid.

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Most definitely...

And to answer your question, I am a member of the Tali fanclub thank you very much.

x3 I'm a Garrus fan girl <3

Excellent... The human characters were so... Uninteresting...

xDDD I don't know, I thought Jack was pretty cool. Jacob just reminded me of Kayne thanks to Halolz......
And Miranda....I had mixed feelings about her. xD I remember thinking "Hey...how come my rack isn't as big as hers!? THE HELL BIOWARE?!"

Haha, yeah, she was rather... Perky... However, I found her boring... And her head freaked me out... Almost like a bobble head.

Jack was an emokid.

xDDD FemShep=o o Miranda=O O
I found her annoying at times. Espeically when it made you pick between her and Jack. I just wanted to hit both of them and tell them to Shut the hell up.

xDD Jack WAS an Emokid.

Which is why I chose to pester Garrus most of the time.

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Most definitely...

And to answer your question, I am a member of the Tali fanclub thank you very much.

x3 I'm a Garrus fan girl <3

Excellent... The human characters were so... Uninteresting...

xDDD I don't know, I thought Jack was pretty cool. Jacob just reminded me of Kayne thanks to Halolz......
And Miranda....I had mixed feelings about her. xD I remember thinking "Hey...how come my rack isn't as big as hers!? THE HELL BIOWARE?!"

Haha, yeah, she was rather... Perky... However, I found her boring... And her head freaked me out... Almost like a bobble head.

Jack was an emokid.

xDDD FemShep=o o Miranda=O O
I found her annoying at times. Espeically when it made you pick between her and Jack. I just wanted to hit both of them and tell them to Shut the hell up.

xDD Jack WAS an Emokid.

Which is why I chose to pester Garrus most of the time.

Same reason why I liked Tali... Didn't seem to b***h up a storm like the other romance options.

While not a romance option, Mordin was pretty awesome.

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Excellent... The human characters were so... Uninteresting...

xDDD I don't know, I thought Jack was pretty cool. Jacob just reminded me of Kayne thanks to Halolz......
And Miranda....I had mixed feelings about her. xD I remember thinking "Hey...how come my rack isn't as big as hers!? THE HELL BIOWARE?!"

Haha, yeah, she was rather... Perky... However, I found her boring... And her head freaked me out... Almost like a bobble head.

Jack was an emokid.

xDDD FemShep=o o Miranda=O O
I found her annoying at times. Espeically when it made you pick between her and Jack. I just wanted to hit both of them and tell them to Shut the hell up.

xDD Jack WAS an Emokid.

Which is why I chose to pester Garrus most of the time.

Same reason why I liked Tali... Didn't seem to b***h up a storm like the other romance options.

While not a romance option, Mordin was pretty awesome.

LAWL xDD I loved Mordin.
I laughed so hard when he gave you love advice for you and Garrus.

Oh and when he sang I was like "SCORE"

I really liked Samara though, I thought she was really cool.
And Thane was pretty bad a** at times.

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Excellent... The human characters were so... Uninteresting...

xDDD I don't know, I thought Jack was pretty cool. Jacob just reminded me of Kayne thanks to Halolz......
And Miranda....I had mixed feelings about her. xD I remember thinking "Hey...how come my rack isn't as big as hers!? THE HELL BIOWARE?!"

Haha, yeah, she was rather... Perky... However, I found her boring... And her head freaked me out... Almost like a bobble head.

Jack was an emokid.

xDDD FemShep=o o Miranda=O O
I found her annoying at times. Espeically when it made you pick between her and Jack. I just wanted to hit both of them and tell them to Shut the hell up.

xDD Jack WAS an Emokid.

Which is why I chose to pester Garrus most of the time.

Same reason why I liked Tali... Didn't seem to b***h up a storm like the other romance options.

While not a romance option, Mordin was pretty awesome.

LAWL xDD I loved Mordin.
I laughed so hard when he gave you love advice for you and Garrus.

Oh and when he sang I was like "SCORE"

I really liked Samara though, I thought she was really cool.
And Thane was pretty bad a** at times.

Samara was interesting to talk to and useful... Thane didn't really interest me much...

Agreed on the sex talk from Mordin though, that was very funny...

I am curious to know what kind of lubricants you'd use with someone like Tali or Garrus.

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Haha, yeah, she was rather... Perky... However, I found her boring... And her head freaked me out... Almost like a bobble head.

Jack was an emokid.

xDDD FemShep=o o Miranda=O O
I found her annoying at times. Espeically when it made you pick between her and Jack. I just wanted to hit both of them and tell them to Shut the hell up.

xDD Jack WAS an Emokid.

Which is why I chose to pester Garrus most of the time.

Same reason why I liked Tali... Didn't seem to b***h up a storm like the other romance options.

While not a romance option, Mordin was pretty awesome.

LAWL xDD I loved Mordin.
I laughed so hard when he gave you love advice for you and Garrus.

Oh and when he sang I was like "SCORE"

I really liked Samara though, I thought she was really cool.
And Thane was pretty bad a** at times.

Samara was interesting to talk to and useful... Thane didn't really interest me much...

Agreed on the sex talk from Mordin though, that was very funny...

I am curious to know what kind of lubricants you'd use with someone like Tali or Garrus.

xDD I loved Samara. I was like "Man, if I was some blue chick in space I'd totally be a Justicar..."

xDD Omg, when he was like "I'm going to email you some posistions, energous zones blah blah" I ran to go check my email on the game after we were done talking...>.> and then I was like "MORDIN LIED!"

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That's not what emo means.
Like not at all.

Then enlighten us please.

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xDDD FemShep=o o Miranda=O O
I found her annoying at times. Espeically when it made you pick between her and Jack. I just wanted to hit both of them and tell them to Shut the hell up.

xDD Jack WAS an Emokid.

Which is why I chose to pester Garrus most of the time.

Same reason why I liked Tali... Didn't seem to b***h up a storm like the other romance options.

While not a romance option, Mordin was pretty awesome.

LAWL xDD I loved Mordin.
I laughed so hard when he gave you love advice for you and Garrus.

Oh and when he sang I was like "SCORE"

I really liked Samara though, I thought she was really cool.
And Thane was pretty bad a** at times.

Samara was interesting to talk to and useful... Thane didn't really interest me much...

Agreed on the sex talk from Mordin though, that was very funny...

I am curious to know what kind of lubricants you'd use with someone like Tali or Garrus.

xDD I loved Samara. I was like "Man, if I was some blue chick in space I'd totally be a Justicar..."

xDD Omg, when he was like "I'm going to email you some posistions, energous zones blah blah" I ran to go check my email on the game after we were done talking...>.> and then I was like "MORDIN LIED!"

We so need to petition for the Mass Effect Kama Sutra.

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That's not what emo means.
Like not at all.

Then enlighten us please.

If she was all "oh my life sucks pity me i'm so sad oh woe is me" then sure, she'd be an emo. But she doesn't act like that. She's kind of the exact opposite of it.

Maybe........

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xDDD FemShep=o o Miranda=O O
I found her annoying at times. Espeically when it made you pick between her and Jack. I just wanted to hit both of them and tell them to Shut the hell up.

xDD Jack WAS an Emokid.

Which is why I chose to pester Garrus most of the time.

Same reason why I liked Tali... Didn't seem to b***h up a storm like the other romance options.

While not a romance option, Mordin was pretty awesome.

LAWL xDD I loved Mordin.
I laughed so hard when he gave you love advice for you and Garrus.

Oh and when he sang I was like "SCORE"

I really liked Samara though, I thought she was really cool.
And Thane was pretty bad a** at times.

Samara was interesting to talk to and useful... Thane didn't really interest me much...

Agreed on the sex talk from Mordin though, that was very funny...

I am curious to know what kind of lubricants you'd use with someone like Tali or Garrus.

xDD I loved Samara. I was like "Man, if I was some blue chick in space I'd totally be a Justicar..."

xDD Omg, when he was like "I'm going to email you some posistions, energous zones blah blah" I ran to go check my email on the game after we were done talking...>.> and then I was like "MORDIN LIED!"

We so need to petition for the Mass Effect Kama Sutra.

YES.
WE SHOULD!
Sometimes I sit and try and imagine what a Turian would even look like naked...much less what a certain part of the there anatomy would look like....>.>

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That's not what emo means.
Like not at all.

Then enlighten us please.

If she was all "oh my life sucks pity me i'm so sad oh woe is me" then sure, she'd be an emo. But she doesn't act like that. She's kind of the exact opposite of it.Uh... Did you not hear what she was saying throughout her loyalty mission?

"I had it the worst!"

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LAWL xDD I loved Mordin.
I laughed so hard when he gave you love advice for you and Garrus.

Oh and when he sang I was like "SCORE"

I really liked Samara though, I thought she was really cool.
And Thane was pretty bad a** at times.

Samara was interesting to talk to and useful... Thane didn't really interest me much...

Agreed on the sex talk from Mordin though, that was very funny...

I am curious to know what kind of lubricants you'd use with someone like Tali or Garrus.

xDD I loved Samara. I was like "Man, if I was some blue chick in space I'd totally be a Justicar..."

xDD Omg, when he was like "I'm going to email you some posistions, energous zones blah blah" I ran to go check my email on the game after we were done talking...>.> and then I was like "MORDIN LIED!"

We so need to petition for the Mass Effect Kama Sutra.

YES.
WE SHOULD!
Sometimes I sit and try and imagine what a Turian would even look like naked...much less what a certain part of the there anatomy would look like....>.>

Agreed, very curious about them Quarians.

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