Long quote but it's Hilarious. Tyrion: Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stile her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I closed my eyes, but I could still see her tits bouncing. When I was 10, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat sh*t. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was 12 I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald men cry into the turtle stew, which I believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel....
"The night is dark & full of terrors." - Melisandre
"The crow calls the raven black?"
"There's my lord husband. And here's my sweet suckling babe." - Asha
'Glass knives were about as useful as nipples on a breastplate.' - Dolorous Edd
“I’ve been all over the world, my boy, and everywhere I go people try and tell me about ‘the true God’, they all think they’ve found the right one. The one true God is what’s in between a woman’s legs, better yet a queen’s legs.” - Salladhor Saan
Salladhor: One thing: I want the Queen
Salladhor: Cersei. I want her. I'll sail with your fleet, all 30 of my ships, and if we don't drown at the bottom of Blackwater Bay, I will ******** this blonde Queen and I will ******** her well.
Matthos: This war isn't about you. We're not attacking King's Landing so that you can rape the Queen.
Salladhor: I'm not going to rape her. I'm going to ******** her.
Matthos: As if she would just let you?!
Salladhor: You don't know how persuasive I am. I've never tried to ******** you.