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King Joffrey Baratheon
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King Joffrey Baratheon
If my traitor uncle was not after my throne and did not laugh at me so often, then maybe I would not spike his head.


But he was after your throne and you didn't spike his head.


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I am of House Greyjoy.
We Do Not Sow.
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If you listened, you would have heard others mention he took some guards and escaped before I could have killed too.


And doesn't that show how wonderfully incompetent your own guards are -- that someone so important could have slipped past them?

But I digress. What I meant is that you didn't kill Renly and the shadow baby did.


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I am of House Greyjoy.
We Do Not Sow.
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No, he ran off before it could arranged anyway...smart uncle.

I am aware of his death.


I just finished episode four, and I would like to let you Highness know what a glorious c**t you are. But alas, in the words of Bronn, there's no cure for a c**t. rolleyes

Oh, by the way, did you know that your whore mommy is banging your cousin, and your uncle/father? XD


He sent whores to my room. My Uncle Tyrion was mocking him...so they are just going to deliver a message for me.

Lies.
King Joffrey Baratheon
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King Joffrey Baratheon
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King Joffrey Baratheon
If you listened, you would have heard others mention he took some guards and escaped before I could have killed too.


And doesn't that show how wonderfully incompetent your own guards are -- that someone so important could have slipped past them?

But I digress. What I meant is that you didn't kill Renly and the shadow baby did.


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I am of House Greyjoy.
We Do Not Sow.
ქἆῆᾇ ἿЛїՖ𐑿


No, he ran off before it could arranged anyway...smart uncle.

I am aware of his death.


I just finished episode four, and I would like to let you Highness know what a glorious c**t you are. But alas, in the words of Bronn, there's no cure for a c**t. rolleyes

Oh, by the way, did you know that your whore mommy is banging your cousin, and your uncle/father? XD


He sent whores to my room. My Uncle Tyrion was mocking him...so they are just going to deliver a message for me.

Lies.


Lies?

Why, so is your raisin of a p***s, my lord. I pray that soon, the great Daenerys Stormborn will order her children to burn it off. xd

(OOC: Your cosplay is epic.)
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King Joffrey Baratheon
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King Joffrey Baratheon
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King Joffrey Baratheon
If you listened, you would have heard others mention he took some guards and escaped before I could have killed too.


And doesn't that show how wonderfully incompetent your own guards are -- that someone so important could have slipped past them?

But I digress. What I meant is that you didn't kill Renly and the shadow baby did.


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I am of House Greyjoy.
We Do Not Sow.
ქἆῆᾇ ἿЛїՖ𐑿


No, he ran off before it could arranged anyway...smart uncle.

I am aware of his death.


I just finished episode four, and I would like to let you Highness know what a glorious c**t you are. But alas, in the words of Bronn, there's no cure for a c**t. rolleyes

Oh, by the way, did you know that your whore mommy is banging your cousin, and your uncle/father? XD


He sent whores to my room. My Uncle Tyrion was mocking him...so they are just going to deliver a message for me.

Lies.


Lies?

Why, so is your raisin of a p***s, my lord. I pray that soon, the great Daenerys Stormborn will order her children to burn it off. xd

(OOC: Your cosplay is epic.)


You heard me?

Raisin? My dear lady I do not recall us in my chambers together, but rest assured I am not raisin.

And thank you, mother sees to it that I'm dressed well.
King Joffrey Baratheon
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King Joffrey Baratheon
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King Joffrey Baratheon


No, he ran off before it could arranged anyway...smart uncle.

I am aware of his death.


I just finished episode four, and I would like to let you Highness know what a glorious c**t you are. But alas, in the words of Bronn, there's no cure for a c**t. rolleyes

Oh, by the way, did you know that your whore mommy is banging your cousin, and your uncle/father? XD


He sent whores to my room. My Uncle Tyrion was mocking him...so they are just going to deliver a message for me.

Lies.


Lies?

Why, so is your raisin of a p***s, my lord. I pray that soon, the great Daenerys Stormborn will order her children to burn it off. xd

(OOC: Your cosplay is epic.)


You heard me?

Raisin? My dear lady I do not recall us in my chambers together, but rest assured I am not raisin.

And thank you, mother sees to it that I'm dressed well.


Hmm...is that because you'd rather bang Lancel like your mommy?

And you are correct, your grace, it is not a raisin. For that is a compliment. Such an anatomical blessing never existed for you. I almost pity you, my lord. You must have it worse that Varys.
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Possibly one of my favorite characters in the show. He's just so sassy. rofl
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Easily one of my favorite characters in the show!

Has that, "i know everything and everyone" cockiness to him that I love so much!

And he would have made a MUCH better king than anyone else!

Gah! Stupid demon baby!

I actually use Renly as a model for one of my characters in a roleplay I'm in.
        So ********' happy that he's dead.
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I liked Renly, he sounded like a pretty cool guy in the books, with his kingsguard of rainbows.
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He wasn't with loras in the book - in fact he was engaged to Loras' sister
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He wasn't with loras in the book - in fact he was engaged to Loras' sister
There relationship was hinted at in the books.
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I love Renly.. so sad.. sad
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Elyria Stone
He wasn't with loras in the book - in fact he was engaged to Loras' sister


Actually, there were various hints that they had a relationship in the books: such as "praying" together, Loras' rage at Renly's death, the rainbow cloaks -- though at first I just thought that Renly was really, really flamboyant -- and the way that some characters talk of their relationship as even more than just friends.

There was also this quote:
Quote:
When the sun has set, no candle can replace it.


I'm pretty sure that if you look up their relationship on Google, other sites would give you more evidence, but this was all I could really think of right now.


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We Do Not Sow.
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Shame for the shadow being.

Knew he would die but still, fantasizing about the army Renly + Robb would have had and what a partnership that would have been, like Robert and Eddard.
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Shame for the shadow being.

Knew he would die but still, fantasizing about the army Renly + Robb would have had and what a partnership that would have been, like Robert and Eddard.


Yeah, when I read it in the books I kept thinking that there was some chance of it actually happening. Heck, didn't Renly even say that Robb could style himself anything he wants, including King in the North, just as long as he swears loyalty to Renly? That was actually a pretty good offer. 'Tis a shame that they let it pass.


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We Do Not Sow.
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