Noobs & Mating: The Complete Anti-Guide

[MizuRatiosu]

Hehehe, I love this! *subscribes*

[You Were Too Slow]

(Mule)
Hiding behind a tree and yelling at cyberers usually does the trick for me.

[Admiral Higgins]

UMF YEH

[iiKael]

Post by me =)

Two words. Epic Win. lol

[Valkyrie Hatter]

Despite how noobish my appearance is(I'm still saving gold) This is an epic win and deserves some sort of award in noob research.

[Invader Ezri]

That was absolutely wonderful.

[Belethiel]

rofl *dies laughing*

You're very intellegant! 3nodding I wish I would've thought of that! Noobs breed~ so true!

*subscribes and shares*

I hate illiterate noobs! Text language is annoying. :/

[riceiz4justice]

So so funny!!! Im gonna bust noobs rite now!

[The_Rose_Princess_2]

i have just uncovered some more noob information about there mating! the average noob mates 5 times a day, usually. but some starters rely on just 1 a day and some of the more experianced ones can make up to 20 times a day! so females, next time a male noob asks you to suck is d**k, tell him you choke on small objects.

[Nevermore Angel x001]

I once conducted an experiment...it consisted of sitting in one part of Towns for a while to see how many people of what type came up to what type of avatar.

I used this one, one of my mule accounts (I can't remember which one but she looked Latina) and a male account I made.

The majority of people that came up to this account asked for my items. My Inari's Beads, Death Whisper, whatever really expensive item I was wearing that day.
Those who went up to the mule wanted to either be "her friend" or to go out with her. They would not take no for an answer easily.
Those who came up to the male account were mostly females looking to mate. When told no, that he was married, their reactions ranged from "sitting in the corner spamming the crying emote" to "I'm going to post -kicks in balls- because that's going to do something."

-headdesk-

I have videos of this happening, I should upload to YouTube sometime...

[Lord Martini]

This is wonderful, hilarious, and intelligent! I'm very happy that you made this! I really want to help stop this Cybering.

[Starxle]

Great article sir, reminds me of my friend on gaia, maybe she will stop dressing so skimpy when I show her this article, although see is pretty formal as well.

[mr beario]

tl;dr
/BEARRAPE

[Eskaphre]

Wow...that made my day.