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good man good man 3nodding
 
     


" ...Imitation is not the highest form of flattery, I find it annoying and tacky."

Imitations: 5
The original: 1



 
At first I thought it was a lot of text, but it kept me entertained so much I read it all. Cheers mate!
     
Your... Missing a segment. Some users are cyber hunters with no life what-so-ever, and they enjoy disguising their avatars as frogs, UFO's, toads, Grunnies, and Mochis and hiding behind the "Exit Home" sign with their unregistered hypercams at the ready. After said mating, they turn off their cameras or leave them on to mess with said cyber'ers. This occasionaly generates very few to OVER NINTHOUSAND pounds in lulz. They do not encourage cybering, but they do attempt to force the user off of Gaia and possably reform them by threatening to post the video on Youtube. I do not film, I merely watch the videos and, very rarely, go with a good friend of mine into Towns and watch him/her film the cyber-pricks.
 
     
"Both Rowling and Meyer, they're speaking directly to young people... The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good." -Stephen King

Owned.
 
This doesn't get old.
     
*applause*
 
     
I am a member of
The S.P.I
The zOMG! Elite

Americana... Tropicana.
 
I want to hug you for writing this.
Absolute brilliance.
     


Questing: Valhalla's Eternal Armor
100k//729k
i LOVE it.
 
     
I LOVE AVI ART (i will pay pm me)

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tap my tank <3
 
That gave me a good laugh. Good Job, XD
     

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Hat made by Trash Cookie.

I'm Asian, by the way.

Isn't it cute? Eventually getting a matching scarf.
Bravo!

Thank you for doing your part in the war against cybering, OP. biggrin
 
     
To the kindly GCD Elf who gave me a Plague Noir... Yes, I do believe in magic, thanks to you. Thank you so much, and have a fantastic Christmanzaanukah!
 
This was amazingly funny. Great job.
     
Questing Nartian Rock for Christmas! Help Hazy out? 140k/190k
 
     
 
 
 
I'm still a virgin...
Thumbs up! Nice guide. Read all of it and found it interesting.
...and I don't want to be.
 
 
 
 
     
 
 
It's funny; I've done most of the steps that need to be taken to scare a noob away. Everytime I run into a cybering noob, I try to scare them away with either:

a) Caps. It gets their attention no matter what they're doing.
b) Scaring them about being reported. Half of the time, they just poof out.
c) Start a random argument until one of the cyberers loses interest and leaves.
d) Yelling that they're cybering. They hate to be exposed.

However, lately I've been encountering noobs with short-term memory. That is, everytime I ask them why were they cybering, they simply say they do not recall such thing even thought it happened 15 seconds ago.
     


Art by Princess Tizuki` ;D


Quote:
"There is a barrier that privates me from going there" - Megaman 8
rofl *claps* That was very funny and orginal. Thanks for that read. ^-^ Keep making toppics like this they are rare.
 
     


 
i...LOVE IT!!!!!!! blaugh
     
male_Diclonius
Your... Missing a segment. Some users are cyber hunters with no life what-so-ever, and they enjoy disguising their avatars as frogs, UFO's, toads, Grunnies, and Mochis and hiding behind the "Exit Home" sign with their unregistered hypercams at the ready. After said mating, they turn off their cameras or leave them on to mess with said cyber'ers. This occasionaly generates very few to OVER NINTHOUSAND pounds in lulz. They do not encourage cybering, but they do attempt to force the user off of Gaia and possably reform them by threatening to post the video on Youtube. I do not film, I merely watch the videos and, very rarely, go with a good friend of mine into Towns and watch him/her film the cyber-pricks.

I totally agree. 3nodding
 
     
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