Noobs & Mating: The Complete Anti-Guide

[sometimesalways]

emoisonlyastateofmind

sithe-fae

Oh my quite the win for you sir.. Indeed the N00bs are a very strange species of Gaians all together. It would be an atrocity if there were N00B uprisings in the towns.. although at the same time it would be quite funny to see all of them rambling on in their chatspeak trying to scare others off.

b***h

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd noob spotted. whee

[Xathoa]

xd This is funny, and quite true...
It disgusts me to know they do this. Dx
I am going to subscribe to this, and anything like this, and get as much info as possible to hunt! .... now I need my computer to be a good computer and work for towns... *grabs various weapons, lures, and thoughts of stories and waits*

I shall carry my egg with me wherever I go. o_o
Cause I'm strange like that. ;D

[Xathoa]

emoisonlyastateofmind

Emperor Desu Norton

~this is a quote of the first post~

THAT IS THE RACIST, GENERALIZING, IDIOTIC, CRAP I HAVE EVER READ. WHO THE HELL CARES IF YOUR A "NOOB" OR NOT!!! I DON'T THAT'S FOR SURE!!!! scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream stressed stressed stressed stressed stressed stressed stressed stressed stressed stressed

Well, I know another way to find a nøøb. They tend to quote the first post. Like this one here. xd And apparently this one is also the culprit who sometimesalways quoted. xD Found one already.

EDIT: Also, they tend to have many emote/faces/smilies after what they say in PMs and forums. :/

I shall carry my egg with me wherever I go. o_o
Cause I'm strange like that. ;D

[TtheHero]

I've started a new tactic to help null the cybering nubcrackers.

I made this poster:



It clearly states that it's against the rules, don't it?

[Emperor Desu Norton]

TtheHero

I've started a new tactic to help null the cybering nubcrackers.

I made this poster:



It clearly states that it's against the rules, don't it?

Approbations to you, yet a futile attempt.

Their attention span will only allow them to read 'Cybering (cybersex) is'.

[Ren Luxtra]

Wowza... That was awesome! I should now do something about this mess instead of laughing at them. Mister Desu Norton, you have inspired me! Thank you!

Now onward to hunt some noobs!!

[tansyuduri]

OK LET ME JUST SAY SOMETHING

-stop this!-

people call others noobs for askin simple questions like "how do you get the cool water ballons"

for the most part treating others as noobs is just a way for you too feal supirior about youselfs you were new too once you knowi'm not sayin that all the behaviors you listed are ok but there are a few things i will set you strati on


"To know your enemy's weaknesses will lessen the chance of a fruitless noob-hunt.
First of all, a male noob approaches a female type, spouting innocent language such as 'hi',

-saying hi is comany known behavior of the human being

'what are ur hobbies'

- did it ever ocur to you they might be trying to see if you share the same interest

to a proposition to talk further in a nearby house.

- oh the horror!


Starting to RP between conversations

its fun to rp!

001000-district.

that is actuly were alot of the arogent people are!



How can one recognize a noob?

Although there are difficulties with determining a noob from first glance, it is recommended to keep the following factors in check:
- Look at the name. 'inuyasha12310' or 'naruto777741' are likely to be noobs. Note that these are mere examples. The more original the name and the frequency of capital letters, the less likely the person belongs to the noobish horde. Remember that relying on this alone is not recommended.

ok WRONG there people are more likly showing their interest in a anime or they do is as part of a roleplay!

- Type of speech. Chatspeak is their native tongue, and they tend to shun complicated words

- look chartspeak is fine not everyone is great at grammer or has the time to go back and edit!

better sense of fashion like you, whether it be in names or clothing. -their you go feeling al supirior


_ reconsider being so judge mental and ignore them!

[~Ming Yun~]

tansyuduri

OK LET ME JUST SAY SOMETHING

-stop this!-

people call others noobs for askin simple questions like "how do you get the cool water ballons"

for the most part treating others as noobs is just a way for you too feal supirior about youselfs you were new too once you knowi'm not sayin that all the behaviors you listed are ok but there are a few things i will set you strati on

No, people treat other people like noobs for being an idiot such as "CAN U DON8 TO ME PLZ", "HOW U HACK GAIA?", "CAN I SYBUR U". There are very few people who actually comment on other people being Noobs other than those reasons.

By the way, the term you were looking for is "newb" which is someone new to a game/forum. Noobs, the sort-of transformed version of "newb", are usually new players (though as of late, this is an exception) that have clearly not read the rules, being an arse, and doing things that are annoying.

Yes. Many people feel superior to a noob. Generally because..they are.

tansyuduri

"To know your enemy's weaknesses will lessen the chance of a fruitless noob-hunt.
First of all, a male noob approaches a female type, spouting innocent language such as 'hi',

-saying hi is comany known behavior of the human being

'what are ur hobbies'

- did it ever ocur to you they might be trying to see if you share the same interest

to a proposition to talk further in a nearby house.

- oh the horror!


Starting to RP between conversations

its fun to rp!

001000-district.

that is actuly were alot of the arogent people are!

90% of the time, I see the word "hi" come off from either

a) An avi barely clothed
b) An avi in starter clothes
c) An avi in a cybering room.

It ends up in "OMG FOLLOW ME" or "LEZ CYBER". It's true that, rarely, some people will approach saying "hi" and not want to cyber, but those people are few in number.

By the way, I do partially agree that there are some "arrogant" oldbies roaming around towns.

tansyuduri

How can one recognize a noob?

Although there are difficulties with determining a noob from first glance, it is recommended to keep the following factors in check:
- Look at the name. 'inuyasha12310' or 'naruto777741' are likely to be noobs. Note that these are mere examples. The more original the name and the frequency of capital letters, the less likely the person belongs to the noobish horde. Remember that relying on this alone is not recommended.

ok WRONG there people are more likly showing their interest in a anime or they do is as part of a roleplay!

- Type of speech. Chatspeak is their native tongue, and they tend to shun complicated words

- look chartspeak is fine not everyone is great at grammer or has the time to go back and edit!

better sense of fashion like you, whether it be in names or clothing. -their you go feeling al supirior


_ reconsider being so judge mental and ignore them!

First of all, it is a lot more likely for a noob to have a non-capitalized, overdone anime, name than a non-noob would. If you can't accept this fact, don't bother coming back to this thread. It is rare unless it's a troll for someone to do that. Though not all people having these characteristics in their name are noobs, it is a decent indicator of one.

Chatspeak is another. Quite frankly, I automatically have a lower view of people who "typ3 l13k th15" or shorten their words so many times till it's nearly illegible. The former is blatantly harder to do unless you've been taught to write like that your entire life and I'm quite sure the latter requires some brain cells to do so you can shorten your words but still keep it understandable. Generally, chatspeaking IS an indicator of being a noob.

Emperor Desu Norton

As being explained previously, there are still Gaians who, despite the first 2 traits, can be most civilized and literate. Take great caution as you try to determine this; not everyone has a better sense of fashion like you, whether it be in names or clothing.

By the way, he did write this and you are taking his statement out of context.

[Haruhitastic Power]

OMG.
MING, WE GOTTA QUIT MEETING LIKE THIS. xd
It's bad enough we meet each other in Towns, but now on the forums? D:
(P.S.: This is Threatmantic Love Letter. SHE HAS A MAIN. =D)

I use the term "n00b" pretty loosely. Most of the time it's to someone who acts like an idiot, or cannot use proper English...or a combination of the two. xd

[TheHurtEclipsesTheHeart]

wow...reading that made me want to hunt for noobs.

[TtheHero]

Mmm, something's gotta be done about these cyberers...

But can there be a surefire way to affect them all?

I've said once before that disabling towns can be an option, yet it would affect some of us smarter people, who actually enjoy roaming through it.

Know what I fear? That they may be doing this in the new battle game too! gonk

If such a thing were to happen, and some skirt askes me to cyber I'll get so pissed off, here's what I'll do!

If possible, I will lead her to THE most monster-infested area possible, then bolt before they hit me, and they go after her instead! and when she's knocked out, NO I would NOT resurrect her or whatever crazy thing you must do to revive other people!

...Just to teach her a lesson. 3nodding

[Simply Astrum]

Wow this to good....Reminds me of a couple idiot kids at my school.They seem to mate like noobs,Because every week theres a new moron. whee

[Hokage Cantabile]

Wow...that article seems to amaze me. I never gave a thought about that. eek

[Kaeilla]

This was a thoroughly pleasurable read and so undeniably true.

[Arkyron]

Sherry Mei

Two words. Epic Win. lol

^ This.