Durem Lost; Barph was not eaten.

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[Garret Erikson]

I will eat my orphan

Meet Barph.



A friend of mine gave him to me for...well, just cause. I haven't really been feeling very close to him, so I decided to give him a large part in my life.

If Durem wins, I'll eat him.

I'm counting on the Duremites to find it hilarious and try even harder to see the result, and I'm hoping for all the other teams to want to see the result. Course, they may be compassionate and try to save him, but alas, thats a risk worth taking.


Discussion and comments are welcome, positive and negative alike. Chances are, I'll ignore the negative anyway.


Apparently, someone has followed in my footsteps! Her thread is inside the Durem Gym, however, so the only way to get there is the direct link...which is right below this text:

If Durem Loses, she kills her orphan.



Progress:

[a polka dot]

Well, he'll last you through the winter.

[Eulalia Danae]

Lol, are you gonna chop him up with a machete? Or put him out with a bullet to the head first?

[Corres]

You the secret behind eating pixels? Do tell!

[clubanimon]

Your a vampire, you eat people anyway so big whoop.

[Garret Erikson]

Simple really. You'll see ifin we win.

And hey, I'm a Zombie. They're different. We just kinda...go for the brains. But not with this guy. I'm eating the whole tubby mess.

[Garret Erikson]

And so Barph's story begins...

[Tsukijuun]

Damn man you better share.

[Garret Erikson]

I dunno if he'd approve of that. He really likes me, you know.

[Abstract Realism]

For the black, and the red-

“Hell, I'm going to go raise my average right now.”

-mess with Durem, and you're dead.

[A Tale Untold]

if Durem wins, we came pretty damn close. [:

[demonpimp]

try harder not to cheat.

[Garret Erikson]

Thats the spirit havoc!

[Tsukijuun]

Garret Erikson

I dunno if he'd approve of that. He really likes me, you know.

Well he looks pretty damn tasty. Maybe a little bit of barbecue sauce. It could be a luau.

demonpimp: No one's cheating. Shut up.

[Shanna66]

Garret Erikson

And so Barph's story begins...

lol, i want to see you eat him!