I will eat my orphan
Meet Barph.
A friend of mine gave him to me for...well, just cause. I haven't really been feeling very close to him, so I decided to give him a large part in my life.
If Durem wins, I'll eat him.
I'm counting on the Duremites to find it hilarious and try even harder to see the result, and I'm hoping for all the other teams to want to see the result. Course, they may be compassionate and try to save him, but alas, thats a risk worth taking.
Discussion and comments are welcome, positive and negative alike. Chances are, I'll ignore the negative anyway.
Apparently, someone has followed in my footsteps! Her thread is inside the Durem Gym, however, so the only way to get there is the direct link...which is right below this text:
If Durem Loses, she kills her orphan.
Progress: