I don’t really feel like writing a proper story, so here’s just my idea, quote me if they qualify. if they don’t, others are more than welcome to take them as they please
=I get up early this morning like I always do and go around town doing errands like I always do.
=I go to a café for breakfast, a knick knack gift shop, two farmers market, and a major market like Wal-Mart, Kmart, ect
=along the way we keep running into each other.
=at lunch time I walk into the same restaurant you are at and invite myself to sit with you
=we talk and eat and have a “grand old time”
=discover the reason for this strange day is because she normally does all this in the afternoon, but has joined a class (zumba/yoga/palaties/something) so she had to shift her schedule
=we make plans to hang out later
=meet up at place, both of us waiting on a friend. I’m waiting on a girlfriend (lesbian or not, in this strain-not) and you are waiting on your boyfriend. We are at club/bar/restaurant/mall/movie (this strain- club)
=my girl cancels last minute, your boy is late
=while we wait, we talk about him, he sounds like my boyfriend but I keep that to myself
=he shows up 15 minutes late, has that *oh poop* look on his face
=we mingle and drink, I’m extremely passive aggressive towards him
=he goes to the restroom, you ask me why I’m being to mean
=I tell you that he is my boyfriend to, but to play dumb because I have a revenge plan
=you go to the restroom to collect yourself, come out fresh and clean, like there was nothing wrong., then you start shooting drinks like a pro and dancing with everyone
=I know how you are about hangovers, so I hail a taxi and get us all home.
= you spend the night at my house on my couch and when your head stops pounding enough to listen to me whisper, we start collaborating on a plan to get back at him
=your ideas are weak at first, like worms in his coffee and ranting on facebook, YouTube, and all other social media networks, then you escalate to things like ransacking his house, driving his car n a high-speed cop chase, and you were a little morbid for a few minutes, thinking about putting dead cats in his walls and floors, smearing their blood and bowls over everything in the house, and some more occult/dark magic type of things
=I take in all of your ideas and write them down, planning to use all or most, then try to calm you down.
*view of the story now switches to the cheater and we witness everything as he experiences them
=you play as the inside girl, doing the small, childish things that make him mad,
Burn his books
Put hair remover in his shampoo
Coat his razor in a solution so his skin will burn when he shaves
Cover the towels and his clothing in itching powder
Lice in his hair, top and bottom bush
Cheat on him when it seems like he’s about had enough, and make sure to get caught
Make him so mad that he lays a hand on you, make sure you are in the kitchen, wait till he has done sufficient damage that it will hold up in court that it was out of self defense, and castrate him. Nearly, not completely
=move on to the next step
=buy a ticket to a place at least a day’s trip away and send someone that looks just like you on it, tell them to disappear when they get to the destination
=after arrival of your “alibi” start, psycho ex routine.
=first, a guilt trip
Poison his food so that he is drugged and hallucinating.
Start popping up all ninja out of nowhere with me and other girlfriends he has cheated on
Convince him he is dead and in the devil’s domain
Mentally torture him all night long
Tattoo occult things on his arms, and mean English things on his chest, henna or perminate. (Use your imagination, I don’t curse)
Strip him nude and deposit him, still intoxicated, on the lawn of a school/daycare
=give him a few days to suffer from his trauma and be convinced that he is crazy
=you are high off of the adrenalin from what we just did, but when you come back down, I have to convince you to continue
=next we tear up everything inside his house and lock a wild, hungry, rabid dog in his house
=after he recovers a little, we do her idea with the cats, only just a single, half of a dead cat for some odor, then pump it up, more cats each day. Day nine/when ever there is enough bowls/when he calls to get rib of the stink- we smear the kitty innards over everything
=ERROR-someone sees me walking out of his house and suspects that I’m not a mistress
When the police come in to investigate, Nosy Neighbor rats me out
=now I’m the one who wants out and you are trying to convince me to stay in it
=I refuse and it would seem this that ordeal has made you grow a set, because you pull out a gun and say there is only one way out
=I come up with the next plan
=this plan is rigged to get you caught, be that isn’t revealed until the end of the story
=in this part, Cheater is abducted, tortured, and left strained in the middle of no where, when I just so happen to know that a couple of police should be running through on patrol
=things do not go according to my plan
=after he is caught, he manages to get unbound, strangles me until I pass out, and hijacks the car, making you drive some secluded place.
=Cheater ties you up and makes you watch him rape me, then kills me and feeds you my fingers
=he is about to rape you to, but stop s to take a leak, does it on my body
= while he is distracted, you squirm your bound body over to the wall, where there is a low hook on the wall.
= you are too weak to stand on your own, so you taunt him, he grabs you by your neck and pushes you up against the wall
=the ropes around you grab on the hook, but now you are just stuck.
=he has his way with you and leaves you there to die, like he heard you were going to do with him
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this is the prize hehe 
