mommys little vampire
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Post: 56032365_1 created on Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:36 pmPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:36 pm
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hey! i live in Canada, i know 'how cultural' right? i might have some cultured friends if my mother, grandma (i call her baba) and grandpa (i cal him papa) hadn't decided we were going to move from abbotsford (tons of culture) to a little podunk town in the middle of nowhere (culture rate: below sea level) the only culture u find here are people from the Kutnaxa (pronounced koot-nuh-huh) reserve about...2 hours from us. anywho, i need some culture in my life!!!! i want some cultural people to be on my friends list! i want someone to argue with me in english then swear at me in spanish (...or not...)! i want people from paris to comment on my profile! i want some mexican people to send me recipes for the best (non-spicy) tacos and burritos in the world! i want people from my home land, Ukrain and russia, to give me lessons on how to speak russian (i was moved to abbostford to soon to learn)! i want...a taco...im hungry... u get the idea! whatever religion, backgroung, tongue, culture...WHATEVER JUST BE MY FRIEND IM TIRED OF BEING BORED!!! so if u r anything other than canadian or american and u think u have something cool or something totaly freakin' awesome about ur heritage/ culture, PM me and tell me what your background/religion is then send me a friend request! dont send me something like,
'hi, im american. i think im cool cuz i blew my cat up' (this has been sent to me b4!) that is not cool, that's sad and i feel sorry for that cat! it will not make me want to be ur friend, it makes me want to track u down and use my SKS assult rifle on u! send me something like, 'hey! i know i'm cool cuz i was born in russia but i was moved to less-cooler places and i know a few words from my country. also my great great great grand-daddy was a highway robber and my great uncle is in jail for life.' i want ur message to be funky! make it more than 1 line long! i am an animal lover to the extreme so, if u send me something like 'my heritage is awesome cuz our family hunts wails/hunts sharks for soup and we hang our dogs on thanksgiving!' odds are, i will decline ur friend request and frown upon u and tell all my friends about u and add u to my ignored list. i am attracted to violence (not towards animals), gross stuff, weapons (like artillary u own or that ur ancestors might have used) and also , tell me something about urself (not ur name or anything that goes against TOS but something like 'i have an iguana, his name is iguanadon.') title ur PM 'how's this for culture?' and i will respond asap!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEZ BE MY FRIEND!!!!! |
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