_-=OFFICIAL PINOY TAMBAYAN WHICH HATES CASUAL CHATTERS=-_

[mikaelaelaela]

Thanks to Driggor for all but one of the colorful banners here. You rock, man!

Kung isa kang tambay-slash-adik sa Gaia, dito ka muna!

Dito malaya mong maipapahayag ang iyong saloobin, absolute freedom basta siguraduhing may sense ang pinagsasabi ha?

Magsimula tayo sa simpleng pagpapakilala:

Edad (Age):
Saan ka sa Pinas (Where do you live in the Philippines):
Mood:
Paboritong gawin pag walang magawa (Favorite past time):
Bagay o gawain mo na gusto mo nang iwasan (something you want to avoid):
Waistline:
Who I Want to Meet:

Parang ganito oh:

Edad: 19
Saan: Parañaque, Metro Manila.
Mood: Tinatamad gumawa ng assignment! hehe
Paboritong gawin pag walang magawa: mag bisyo *toooot*
Bagay o gawain mo na gusto mo ng iwasan: ang aking bisyo
Waistline: 25
Who I Want to Meet: Long-term friends

pero tandaan: kapag ang sinagot sa "Who I Want to Meet" ay "ka-chat dahil bored aku ngayon," DITO kanalang.

uki? mrgreen pag makulit ka, banned ka mrgreen

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NO BUMPS PLEASE. Might as well not post anything if they're just emoticons. Thank you.

Translation:

LINTEK, WALANG MAGSSPAM AT MAGBBUMP NG MGA WALANG KWENTANG EMOTICONS NA YAN PESTE KAYO.

And oh, since we talk about a lot of sensible stuff here, EVERYONE must adhere to the golden rule: BACKREADING

Thanks to Arcrus Sinclair for this portrait of the tambayan at its tightest. Come back already!

The Tambayan Dictionary

Backreading -- pagbasa sa bawat post sa bawat page mula sa huli mung post. Golden Rule.

noobie: hello po! aku pu ulet ito, ahihi ^^
pebbles: hello din, noobie! ^^ nagbackread kana?
noobie: hindi po, ayoko po eeh, ang dami ng nadagdag na page eeh!
pebbles: naku, kailangan yun dito sa tambayan, or else di ka tatagal~
noobie: ay hindi pu, magtatagal pu aku dito, i really like to chat online pu eeeh~! 4laugh
caguioaness: banned! 4laugh


Edit: -- dinadagdag sa post para di na kailangang magdouble post

ube: welcome sa bago!
iCamei: welcome noob biggrin
noobie: thank you po ate ube!
edit: ay thank you rin po, ate iCamei


Newbie/Noobie -- baguhan sa tambayan. yup, we get it na di ka baguhan sa gaia, but this is your first time sa thread nato; show respect to your elders mrgreen

noobie na naka-angelic halo: "hi tambays!"
dugz: welcome!
caguioaness: hi noob! welcome to the tambayan!
noobie na naka-angelic halo: ay ganun, matagal naku dito sa gaia noh!
dugz: you fail


Pagemarker -- maaaring sabihin kapag nais mung ibookmark ang current page para mapadali ang pagbabackread sa sunud mung log-in.

macky: ay laaaab yuuu~
valentines: haha, ikaw talaga mack~
macky: ay laaaaabbb yyyuuuuu, sabihin mu ring lab muku~~
valentines: sige na ngaaa~
noobie: pagemarker!
macky: epal! scream


Pagestretching -- pagpapahaba ng kailangang iscroll down dahil sa 1) mahahabang quotes, 2) malalaking pictures, at 3) madaldal na post. ang unang dalawa lang ang nasesermonan.


Quoting -- pag-uulet ng mga binanggit na message na nais mung replyan. usually is okay lang, pero pag masyadong mahaba ang sinasabi, ay magreresulta sa isang sermon.

"noobie:

Quote:

pag-uulet ng mga binanggit na message na nais mung replyan. usually is okay lang, pero pag masyadong mahaba ang sinasabi, ay magreresulta sa isang sermon.

okay po, susunud pu aku!
caguioaness: banned!
noobie: ay, ay, sorry po, sorry, "@caguioaness po pala!
caguioaness: okay, unbanned! dramallama


Spamming -- paulit-ulit na paggawa sa anything nakakainis na maaaring magreresulta sa pagka-ban mrgreen yep, we're unfair here that way mrgreen

most common examples:

--bumps

"BUMP! biggrin "

--smilies only posts

" biggrin "

--one-liner posts

"happy 2010 tambays! sana maging mas maayos ang taon na ito para saten biggrin "

--advertising, begging

"good morning tambays! please visit my site naman pu oh! xtube.com! 4laugh thank you! heart "

--preference for chatting

spammer: "hi musta na tambays??"
ali: "oiy, girl, di mu nireplyan last message ku parasayo~"
spammer: "haha, sorry! 4laugh anu bang sinabi mu, tinatamad aku balikan eeh! 4laugh
caguioaness: "banned! dramallama "

--flooding, which includes intentional multiple-posting

spammer: hi!
pends: waaaah! wahmbulance wahmbulance welcome to the tambayan!!
spammer: thank you po!
spammer: nice to meet you po!
spammer: nyahaha
spammer: dramallama
caguioaness: banned! dramallama


Troll -- 1) mga naghahanap ng away.

troll: bwahahaha! pirate pinoys suck! tangina nu! twisted

caguioaness: banned! dramallama

2) katawagan para sa mga masusungit na regulars dito

noobie: hello po, new lang po me here, sana pu maging close-close tayo, ahihi! ^^

k9: biggrin STFU noob

noobie: gonk

macky: wak kang mag-alala, troll talaga namen si kuya k9, mabait naman talaga yan, may FB ka? 4laugh


Waistline --- ang magpapayaman sayo dito sa tambayan

k9: hi miss 35 inches, gustu mu yumaman?

[caguioaness]

Tambayan Resolutions:

Starting this year, I will never ever…

Eat too much ube again –amethyst

Be this kind again –caguioaness

Be lazy in creating new mules again –childish

Come back to this tambayan again –falling beard

Pretend that I’m an innocent, virginal little girl again –imagoth

Backread again –kitkat

Do pelvic thrusts again! Right on!–k9

Fall in love again –mackyboy

Talk only to myself again –mahatma

Wear clothes again –mikaela

Get pawned by childish again –mikee

Sniff Alaskan marijuana again –pendejo

Join a contest again –perla

Chat with other 11-year-olds again –ph

Chat exclusively with people with 20-20 vision again –phylea

Hey, what’s going on here? –privatemsg

Post my picture here again –nicole

Join a pageant to torture the emcee in announcing my name again –racumin

Try to reason out with Nicole again –raven

Talk sweetly to a man pretending to be a woman again –shakespeare

Slap someone in a message then fall for him in the next again –sweatyrhythm

Desperately beg for a loveteam again –valentines

Go online exactly after everybody had just logged out again –weebo

ninja --yannie

[mikeirelav]

Ayos bago.

At first page dn ako gaya dito rofl

Pinaghahahanap
Pangalan: Mikeirelav wahmbulance
Edad: 19
Saan: Rizal
Mood: Nangbabalahura dramallama

[caguioaness]

mikeirelav

Ayos bago.

At first page dn ako gaya dito http://gaiaonline.com/forum/gaia-international/the-official-filipino-hangout-another-contest/t.43214653/ rofl

Pinaghahahanap
Pangalan: Mikeirelav wahmbulance
Edad: 19
Saan: Rizal
Mood: Nangbabalahura dramallama

as an answer to your controversial signature, miss romanilav, sorry, mikeilav, all you have to do is to include your picture in your trademark, then declare along with it that you are a h*rny sl*t, and you're just an exchange of smileys away from attaining that avatar of yours.

[mikaelaelaela]

okay mali ang spelling ko ng assignment. halatang tamad talaga. pasensya na.

[caguioaness]

mikaelaelaela

okay mali ang spelling ko ng assignment. halatang tamad talaga. pasensya na.

tsktsk talk2hand

[mikaelaelaela]

caguioaness

isa kang ulupong mikaelaelaela! bakit ang wholesome, pacute at pasafe ng post na ito! kilala kita! isa kang mapagpanggap na nilalang! scream

Ganto kasi ang kailangan eh, we must learn to coexist with others peacefully and once that is established, we attack. Hahaha.. Dinedemonyo mo ko ah!

[caguioaness]

mikaelaelaela

caguioaness

isa kang ulupong mikaelaelaela! bakit ang wholesome, pacute at pasafe ng post na ito! kilala kita! isa kang mapagpanggap na nilalang! scream

Ganto kasi ang kailangan eh, we must learn to coexist with others peacefully and once that is established, we attack. Hahaha.. Dinedemonyo mo ko ah!

tsk! ehdi wala nang makikipag-establish satin ng peaceful co-existence niyan na binuking mu na plano natin! stressed

[mikaelaelaela]

mikeirelav

Ayos bago.

At first page dn ako gaya dito rofl

Pinaghahahanap
Pangalan: Mikeirelav wahmbulance
Edad: 19
Saan: Rizal
Mood: Nangbabalahura dramallama

At dahil diyan, malayo ka parin sa avatar na yan. Haha.. Magkano b estimated gold nyang dream avi mo?

[mikaelaelaela]

caguioaness

mikaelaelaela

caguioaness

isa kang ulupong mikaelaelaela! bakit ang wholesome, pacute at pasafe ng post na ito! kilala kita! isa kang mapagpanggap na nilalang! scream

Ganto kasi ang kailangan eh, we must learn to coexist with others peacefully and once that is established, we attack. Hahaha.. Dinedemonyo mo ko ah!

tsk! ehdi wala nang makikipag-establish satin ng peaceful co-existence niyan na binuking mu na plano natin! stressed

Anung natin? Suggestion ko lang yan. Haha, ikaw lang naman ang makakapagpatotohanan nyan eh, you emogoroth. Haha

[caguioaness]

mikaelaelaela

caguioaness

mikaelaelaela

caguioaness

isa kang ulupong mikaelaelaela! bakit ang wholesome, pacute at pasafe ng post na ito! kilala kita! isa kang mapagpanggap na nilalang! scream

Ganto kasi ang kailangan eh, we must learn to coexist with others peacefully and once that is established, we attack. Hahaha.. Dinedemonyo mo ko ah!

tsk! ehdi wala nang makikipag-establish satin ng peaceful co-existence niyan na binuking mu na plano natin! stressed

Anung natin? Suggestion ko lang yan. Haha, ikaw lang naman ang makakapagpatotohanan nyan eh, you emogoroth. Haha

goody-two-shoe ka rin pala, dyesebel. disgusting. rolleyes

[mikaelaelaela]

Oo nga pala, Caguioaness, I require you to adhere by the 'pagpapakilala' thingy.. For the sake of those who may want to get to know you.. wink Alam mo na, para sa mga potential chikas.

[mikaelaelaela]

caguioaness

mikaelaelaela

caguioaness

mikaelaelaela

caguioaness

isa kang ulupong mikaelaelaela! bakit ang wholesome, pacute at pasafe ng post na ito! kilala kita! isa kang mapagpanggap na nilalang! scream

Ganto kasi ang kailangan eh, we must learn to coexist with others peacefully and once that is established, we attack. Hahaha.. Dinedemonyo mo ko ah!

tsk! ehdi wala nang makikipag-establish satin ng peaceful co-existence niyan na binuking mu na plano natin! stressed

Anung natin? Suggestion ko lang yan. Haha, ikaw lang naman ang makakapagpatotohanan nyan eh, you emogoroth. Haha

goody-two-shoe ka rin pala, dyesebel. disgusting. rolleyes

You know you love me, XDXD.

[caguioaness]

mikaelaelaela

Oo nga pala, Caguioaness, I require you to adhere by the 'pagpapakilala' thingy.. For the sake of those who may want to get to know you.. wink Alam mo na, para sa mga potential chikas.

sorry gals. im gay. mrgreen