The Elemental Guild!! (Really runned by Dori-mingu!)

[Wendigo]

EDIT: New new first post. The original one was eaten long ago by witches, along with our periodic table of elementals and most of our crackers. Until Dori finds his original first post content, or makes a new signature and assigns everybody new elements, enjoy this short dialogue:

Alan Wrench: You put it together yourself! All you need is me, Alan Wrench!
Homer: He's named after what he is.
Bart: Hey, cool costume!
Alan Wrench: (Robotic voice) It's not a costume. They found me in a meteor!
Marge: Where do you keep your sparkplugs?
Alan Wrench: (Normal voice) Sparkplugs? Third aisle. (Robotic, to Bart) Help! I need tungsten to live! Tungsten!

[Dori-mingu]

You know, curiousity killed the cat.

[Wendigo]

Well, the cat's reflexes were slow. He wasn't on his toes.

That's what he gets for being from a species whose foot is constructed to place all pressure on the ball of the foot.

[Dori-mingu]

Wendigo

Well, the cat's reflexes were slow. He wasn't on his toes.

That's what he gets for being from a species whose foot is constructed to place all pressure on the ball of the foot.

Yeah. He's no Cat with Hands.

[Saturnine]

...wait, what? We're making a handed cat do Kai's homework?

[Desna]

Well, we couldn't get the Cat in the Hat to do it.

[Wendigo]

That Cat's no good, I tell you, no good is that Cat.
No good at homework, that Cat in the Hat.
He may be smarter than me or than you,
But I at least don't spell cheese with the number "two."

Yeah, Cat with Hands. So I guess that means we need a donor cat, and donor hands, and a galvanic battery, and a kettle drum, and some of those cheesy corn puff things...

*trails off*

[Dori-mingu]

Nope, we just need someone's soul!

[Wendigo]

Dori-mingu

Nope, we just need someone's soul!

Do we even know anyone who has one of those? Much less one to spare for craft projects. eek

[Dori-mingu]

Wendigo

Dori-mingu

Nope, we just need someone's soul!

Do we even know anyone who has one of those? Much less one to spare for craft projects. eek

Anoobus might have one that we can just stea- er, borrow.

[Wendigo]

We could switch it with a life-like replica! He'd never know the difference, he's too new.

So I guess then where to acquire the replica becomes an issue.

[Dori-mingu]

Wendigo

We could switch it with a life-like replica! He'd never know the difference, he's too new.

So I guess then where to acquire the replica becomes an issue.

Well, if we went to the the Millenium Fair back in Crono's hometown, and then went to that game tent, we should be able to get a replica there.

[Kai LittleBlackSmith]

Dori-mingu

You know, curiousity killed the cat.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back.

[Desna]

Kai LittleBlackSmith

Dori-mingu

You know, curiousity killed the cat.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back.

What about the gopher?

[Wendigo]

Desna

Kai LittleBlackSmith

Dori-mingu

You know, curiousity killed the cat.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back.

What about the gopher?

*points*

Desna is a homicidal gopher! She's already raising her claws to summon forth deadly and unknown weapons with which to destroy everyone and everything!