[ Poll ] Random Intellectual Crazies - Secret Santa, post 2

The RIC is planning a zombie invasion. What is our best course of action in creating our minions?

Classic virus that bring the dead back and makes 'em hungry for flesh		11.8%	[ 60 ]
Tropical insect that turns the living into unliving slave		7.5%	[ 38 ]
Dark magic, necromancer love!		27.9%	[ 142 ]
Donuts. Don't ask, just accept.		44.8%	[ 228 ]
Freankensteining the best parts into super-zombies.		8.1%	[ 41 ]

Total Votes: 509

[Doktor Thodt]

Haha, I like that one too.
My favorite commercial has got to be scuba cat.
Once upon a time (read: two weeks ago) I was sitting in the rocking chair, reading news articles online and watching a crime documentary with my dad.
Suddenly Dad goes "ILENE look at this! That is a CAT!"
"That is not a happy cat," said I.
"It's hilarious."
And then we giggled.

[A Shout to Remember]

"I really like the blackjack taco commercial for taco bell as well.
The narrator(?) starts naming things that are black, like cars, and dogs, and dresses and then some random guy goes (exuberantly) BLACK TACO!

And then the narrator talks about the taco being a blackjack taco and only costing 89 cents, but the whole "BLACK TACO" thing is quite amusing."

[Doktor Thodt]

I just saw that one yesterday!
BLACK TACO.
It's a very skinny taco though. Or maybe I'm just used to soft-shell tacos.

I also like the Priceline Negotiator commercials.
Specifically the one where Shatner says "I could get a better deal in my sleep! If I slept."

[A Shout to Remember]

"-chokes on iced tea-

YES."

[Doktor Thodt]

I had the pleasure of seeing that one in a movie theater once.
In a movie theater. I think it was when Dad and I went to see Taken.
We laughed hysterically and probably confused the two other people in the theater.

[A Shout to Remember]

"Oh gawd, I love Movie Theatre advertisements. They're always the best. Always.

It's kind of like Chuck Norris jokes, but Shatner has a cooler voice. -giggles-"

[Doktor Thodt]

Indeed!
If only Leonard Nimoy did commercials. That would be amazing. <3

[A Shout to Remember]

"But then he would be a public media whore and everyone would love him.
And that would make him a little less amazing.

I mean imagine little tweenies in love with Mr. Nemoy, Demi... Imagine it.
I would cry."

[Doktor Thodt]

But he's old, and tweens think old men are icky.*
Demi, of course, thinks he's adorable. <3

*Imagine this said in a snobby little girl's voice.

[MegaMagicMonkey]

DAMN! ART IS HARD!

Especially human figure art. Especially distorted human figure art. How am I every supposed to have a tangible version of my character at this rate?

[Albern Puppy]

Pay someone else to do it?

[MegaMagicMonkey]

I don't like spending money. Especially over the net.

[Nathan S. Cross]

My current favorite commercial is one for a brand of car I forgot what is, but it's got Jason Statham advertising it in his Transporter persona.

[Doktor Thodt]

Mmm, spicy pickles.
Whoever came up with hot-sauce flavored pickles deserves an award.

Okay, so, Coast to Coast just came on, and the first thing Ian says is:
"My son just got back from his first KISS concert. He walked in the door singing 'Calling Dr. Love'.
... My work here is done."

[JusticeWorm]

=O
I wanna try those now.

That's an interesting quote O.o;