[ Poll ] Random Intellectual Crazies - Making Your Day a Bit Stranger

The RIC is planning a zombie invasion. What is our best course of action in creating our minions?

Classic virus that bring the dead back and makes 'em hungry for flesh		12.2%	[ 55 ]
Tropical insect that turns the living into unliving slave		7.8%	[ 35 ]
Dark magic, necromancer love!		28.3%	[ 127 ]
Donuts. Don't ask, just accept.		43.4%	[ 195 ]
Freankensteining the best parts into super-zombies.		8.2%	[ 37 ]

Total Votes: 449

[Doktor Thodt]

I have a flesh pizza, I have soda, I have an NCIS marathon, and the cord for Mom's laptop extends to the table. Oh, and I'm the only human in the house. I'm basically in Demi heaven.

[Nemora]

*cuddles Cait* Try to at least drink something, especially if you've been throwing up a lot. If you can't manage food, you can make sugar/salt water. It tastes horrible, but it's one way of getting some nutrients inside you. I can't remember the ratios, though. D=

And now I must sleep. Tschüß, all.

[Doktor Thodt]

Or make someone buy you an electrolyte mix and mix it with a clear soda.
Ginger ale is my personal favorite. Mom used to do that for me when I would get really sick.
Including that time when I had flumonia.

[cait eats airplane]

I've been drinking. Don't worry guys. <3 I think I'm also having trouble eating because my ribs are bruised.

[Doktor Thodt]

Cait, did you manage to injure yourself again?

[cait eats airplane]

Surprisingly, no. Coughed too much and it hurt my ribs. D;

[Doktor Thodt]

Ah, okay. I know what that's like.
It hurts. Especially when you still can't stop coughing. D:

[cait eats airplane]

Oh, I agree. It's like being repeatedly hit in the chest. I seriously want to get rid of this ill feeling.

[Doktor Thodt]

Oh! Have you tried a medication called Theraflu?
It's got "warming relief." Might help with the muscle pains.
It doesn't taste very good at all, but it sure feels nice.

[cait eats airplane]

I'll have to look into that. :] Sounds like just the thing for me at this point.

[Doktor Thodt]

They should have it at WalMart, or somesuch.
It is fantastic.

EDIT: Okay Volvo, tweens are not going to be driving your cars, so if you want to put ladies in your vehicles, perhaps you ought to put a handsome older gent in your advertisements instead.

[Nathan S. Cross]

*battles hordes of noobs for blood and skulls*

[A Shout to Remember]

"I think this has got to be my favorite commercial ever."

[Doktor Thodt]

Unfortunately, I am not on a computer capable of handling internet video at the moment.
Which commercial is it?

[A Shout to Remember]

"That link would lead to one of the most recent Raisin bran crunch commercials in which there are three guys, two semi-nerdy and intelligent looking and one rather goofy looking, and they're all sitting in a warehouse eating the Raisin Bran Crunch and staring at the box, making conversation about it. One of the guys says that he likes the Raisin part of the box, and the other one says something about Crunch being cooler and dominating the box. And the goofy guy says, "I like the box because in the middle of the word "Kellog's" is the word "ello" like the British greeting, 'Ello Govna!'" And then he just smiles dumbly until the screen cuts to the Raisin Bran Crunch logo and says "Raisin Bran Crunnnnchhh.""