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Post: 140595_1 created on Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:02 amPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:02 am


MK: Announcements

September 14, 2009- Actor Patrick Swayze finally succumbs to pancreatic cancer. 2009 has sucked for famous people.

September 9, 2009- The Sega Dreamcast's launch date was ten years ago this day. Cue a bittersweet and slightly angry Mooo monologue about underappreciation and "Sony's lies."

June 25, 2009- Fallen American music legend Michael Jackson passes away at 50. Also, '70s sex symbol Farrah Fawcett and TV show host Ed McMahon pass away on a very sad day for the entertainment industry.

May 16, 2009- Longtime MK alum Se-vens graduates with a BA. Jokes about his financial prowess to follow.

May 4, 2009- Comedy legend Dom DeLuise passes away. Pizza the Hutt has fallen.

February 17, 2009- Street Fighter IV is released, marking the return of a dying genre.

February 5, 2009- Family Guy turns ten. Frat boys rejoice.

January 29, 2009- Helio Gracie, inventor of Brazilian
jiu-jitsu, goes on to his next big challenge: trying to choke out God. Rest in peace, Grandmaster Helio.

January 20, 2009, Inauguration Day- Celebrate, for America becomes respectable again.

January 14, 2009- Ricardo Montalban has passed away. crying


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Behold, folks... the Mortal Kombat thread. Tons of pages of murder, mayhem, epic battle, backstabbing of teammates, forbidden love, and pure, unadulterated hilarity.

This is not an RP guild, nor is it a guild dedicated to any particular interest--we are a refugee Hangout Thread, the only one that hasn't retreated to GGN and still open for anybody to come and join. Keep in mind that MK is a long-running community, so don't expect to pop in here and say hello and be showered with praise, unless of course you happen to be Skilled Roleplayer, who is a model of excellent online community behavior.

Conversation changes often--although video games, anime/manga, and movies are regular topics, they are not all we talk about, so be prepared for anything, and be prepared to be met with a resounding douchebag "meh" if nobody has anything to reply to you with.

Once again, welcome to MK, we're open 24 hours.

And we are not about the Mortal Kombat video games.

MK: Command
Anonymooo (Founder)
Se-vens (New Vice Founder)

These members act as the moderators of the thread. Their superpowers include the ability to remove spam and/or offensive content, update the topic to reflect discussion or events, and are fairly active or high ranking members of the dust-gathering GGN Guild.

MK: The Original Crew
Captain- Anonymooo
Earth- Crim' Skylicker
Fire- Erinys (formerly AoD)
Wind- KitsuneNinja
Water- Cory
Heart- Stryiker

These are the original five six main members of MK. It all started with a single goofy-a** idea and people stuck around afterward. It was magic.

MK: The Regulars
Celisasu
Mad Migy 9
Katastrophy
straylogic
Dracoya
Tsuchirinhon
dark_sunako_chan
Moriquendi

Post at least once a week and you'll be in this category. If you're new here, follow the lead of these people.

MK: The Sometimes Regulars
KitsuneNinja
Crystal Teardrops
[Celeste Verselles]
Jim Kim
Erinys
hana-chan

Post very sporadically and you'll end up here. It's not a bad place to be--you'll still be welcome--but for the sake of keeping the thread alive, try and post regularly. Despite what you may think, we do care about what you have to say. Sometimes.

MK: New Blood
Shokushu
The Procreator

Been in MK less than six months? Congratulations, you're a newbie. "But Mooo," you may say plaintively, "six months is a long time!" No it's not. It's to show your commitment. Hell, when I eventually reinstate the 0wnage teams, I'm gonna do it based on seniority and post activity, so post away (intelligently).
 
     
Post: 140595_2 created on Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:05 amPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:05 am
 
I'm placing my money on the Doughboy!!!! I killed Stryiker with one smash to the head yesterday. He won't put up much of a fight. 3nodding

Edit: Quote this and I'm kicking your a**.

Edit 2008: When I made this first edit I knew there would be a few 'speshul snowflakes' who thought they would be edgy enough to quote it for the 'lolz'. There comes a point though when it becomes old. And it happens fast.

Now nearly 5 years later, the lolz have truly come and gone and yet some of you seem to think you are still the first person to make such an accomplishment. Congratulations, you have all officially failed the prerequisite of having at least one digit of intelligence to play on the internet.

     
Post: 140595_3 created on Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:05 amPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:05 am
You found this while I was baking DIDNT YOU!? In the Kindness thread?!

What...in...the...s**t.
 
     
Post: 140595_4 created on Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:05 amPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:05 am
 
AoD
I'm placing my money on the Doughboy!!!! I killed Stryiker with one smash to the head yesterday. He won't put up much of a fight. 3nodding


Shut up AoD you dont get a say! scream
     
Post: 140595_5 created on Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:09 amPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:09 am
Stryiker
AoD
I'm placing my money on the Doughboy!!!! I killed Stryiker with one smash to the head yesterday. He won't put up much of a fight. 3nodding


Shut up AoD you dont get a say! scream
YES I DO!!!!!! *smashes him on the head*
 
     
Post: 140595_6 created on Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:10 amPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:10 am
 
AoD
Stryiker
AoD
I'm placing my money on the Doughboy!!!! I killed Stryiker with one smash to the head yesterday. He won't put up much of a fight. 3nodding


Shut up AoD you dont get a say! scream
YES I DO!!!!!! *smashes him on the head*


NO YOU DON'T! *Pulls her ears*
     
Post: 140595_7 created on Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:12 amPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:12 am
Hey, fight the Doughboy, not her! Jesus... stare

Well, Stryiker's got two votes against him so far. One more will seal it. xd
 
     

THANK YOU, JAMES, this is great.
Post: 140595_8 created on Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:13 amPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:13 am
 
Anonymooo
Hey, fight the Doughboy, not her! Jesus... stare

Well, Stryiker's got two votes against him so far. One more will seal it. xd
He hurt me... cry *kicks Stryiker*
     
Post: 140595_9 created on Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:14 amPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:14 am
Screw the Doughboy! Shes like the pre-fight snack before I cook his a** and donate his corpse to...I dont know...Liberia.
 
     
Post: 140595_10 created on Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:15 amPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:15 am
 
hmm...this is interestin.... i bet the doughboy wins, sorri stryiker lol ^^
     
Boo!
T: 10 PL: 7 B: 5
Post: 140595_11 created on Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:17 amPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:17 am
I vote for Stryiker - I don't like the doughboy
 
     
and i starve
remember when hawkweye and vamp x ******** RAN the GD with an iron fist?
Post: 140595_12 created on Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:17 amPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:17 am
 
Stryiker
Screw the Doughboy! Shes like the pre-fight snack before I cook his a** and donate his corpse to...I dont know...Liberia.
You mean the appetizer?

*kicks again* I killed you yesterday!!!!!!!!! There's no way you'll win against the Doughboy if you can't beat an innocent girl like me!
     
Post: 140595_13 created on Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:17 amPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:17 am
crybayb33
hmm...this is interestin.... i bet the doughboy wins, sorri stryiker lol ^^


Cry...how could you. And I LIKE you too.
 
     
Post: 140595_14 created on Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:18 amPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:18 am
 
AoD
Stryiker
Screw the Doughboy! Shes like the pre-fight snack before I cook his a** and donate his corpse to...I dont know...Liberia.
You mean the appetizer?

*kicks again* I killed you yesterday!!!!!!!!! There's no way you'll win against the Doughboy if you can't beat an innocent girl like me!


INNOCENT GIRL!? Where?! I dont see one? All I see is the Angel of Death in disguise! Whom I can STILL beat up!
     
Post: 140595_15 created on Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:19 amPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:19 am
Stryiker
AoD
Stryiker
Screw the Doughboy! Shes like the pre-fight snack before I cook his a** and donate his corpse to...I dont know...Liberia.
You mean the appetizer?

*kicks again* I killed you yesterday!!!!!!!!! There's no way you'll win against the Doughboy if you can't beat an innocent girl like me!


INNOCENT GIRL!? Where?! I dont see one? All I see is the Angel of Death in disguise! Whom I can STILL beat up!
You wish!!!!!! *pushes off a cliff* Bye bye.
 
     
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