MAD HATTERS OF GAIA (Madder then you since 2003)

[Seussi]

Mad Hatters Guild Of Gaia

What we are
Our slightly mad mission statement:
From the management of MHGG
So you accidently stumbled upon us and are now sitting there, thinking to yourself, what is this guild and what is it all about. Well let us clarify that for you so you can jump right into our madness.

We are a guild for friends of friends that was started way back in 2003 by me and my best friend Debrutsid. We wanted to create a place where we could come in and unwind after school, be as crazy as we wanted and do what we wanted and be in control, not have to put up with the awkward stares of people who didn't want just random craziness going on about them.
So that's what we did and what this place became. A hangout for friend, to be crazy and have fun.

Introductions:
Ok so now on to the most important introductions for all new members. First, the person I couldn't have done this without, who has been putting effort and what precious little time she has into this project of ours. She is the loyal, usually always cheerful Queen of the cookie jar, mistress and sex slave to many, the one the only disturbed Debrutsid, but you can call her De.

All right, on to bigger fish, the leader of this cult-I mean-guild, is yours truly, the baddest of the mad, maddest of the bad, all mighty high head honcho, the real Mad Hattress!! AKA Seussi, or Seu for short.


And on a completely random tangent and on the advice of our lawyers, here's some fine print.

MHGG is a haven for the crazy, mad, or criminally insane Gaians that are just downright not straight in the head. It is a place to come and relax, to be amongst other mad Gaian kind. A place for lovers of hats but also a place where even the hatless can come to find true happiness beneath the warmth of a hat. TO UNITE SO WE CAN CONQUER ALL THAT OPPOSE THE HATTERS WAYS!! Plus, MHGG is a great place to make friends *squee!!* Now with that madness behind us its time to bring some method to this madness

[Debrutsid]

NEWS!!! (New Section!)

Yes, this is a brand spanking new section of the front page. I thought it would be nice to keep guild updates here, as well as news on some of our members as well.

HOT TOPIC!!:
De, Jax, and Namuu all met up. Surprisingly, a lil insanity ensued.

Seussi has the INTERNET! Yay!

Seussi will be getting Internet soon!!!

De has moved... (sadly back home with her folks) but she is loving it.

De will be moving over the month of November.

De is sad this place is as dead as it is.

De has become annoyed with all the new people coming into the thread and asking if they can join to never return again.

Vi became one of De's favorite people.

Seussi found out she will be getting Internet sometime in January. This pleases the De.

Debrutsid returned from her trip to Jamaica with a wicked a** tan. She loved it and wants to return.

Seussi has totally had her baby. A healthy happy boy named Corbyn. Born January 10th at 7:53. let's all congratulate her.

Debrutsid will soon be going on her trip to Jamaica, so while we are trying to get this place back up and partying hard, there will be a small lapse in her presence here, so I'm counting on all you other fellow crazykins to keep this place alive in her absence!!

[Seussi]

LIST OF OFFICIAL MEMBERS!!

Want on this list? Really? Become one of our regulars. And how, you ask me do you do that? Just come in and talk. We are a fairly close knit bunch, but if you hang around enough and just talk, we will be bound to take you in and love you too.

UPDATED Nov 2/08

1 ) Seussi - The Real Mad Hattress (Leader/Dictator)
2 ) Debrutsid - Loveless Sinner (Second in Command)
3 ) Violet Darkstarr - Hotter then you! (Moderator)
4 ) Nagase Arashi O_o
5) JaxomofPern - Sex! (Moderator)
6) SupremeKaos - Some crazeh british guy.....

[Seussi]

*insert cheap flashy special effects*
RULES OF HATHOOD!!

The following are some simple rules that are not hard to follow and will keep us all happy and Debrutsid from ripping out your eyes and goring you with random dull objects, like spoons and peices of meat.

Rule 1 ) Maturity and a certain age is required. No offence to the younger Gaians out there, its just the thread does touch on "inappropriate" topics (i.e. Sex, drugs, violence, etc) and may contain scenes of inappropriateness. Also to expand on this maturity rule a little more. If you have any plans on ever arguing with myself, Debrutsid, or any appointed mods, please, save myself, my staffs, gaia's staff and yourself a little time. Don't bother coming any farther then here. Debrutsid puts up with very little s**t and has no problem reporting your trolling a**, along with your friends trolling a**, their friends trolling a** and your mom's trolling a**.

So now you're asking yourself, how do you know if your old enough to come play in the thread. Well, here's how. If your mom walks into the room and you're viewing our thread and you have to close down the window to keep from getting in trouble from what she may read, or see, you may be just too young. Or religious, either way, please, we don't want you to get in s**t for our loud obnoxious ways.

Rule 2 ) We may be the Mad Hatters Guild but hats are not mandatory. I myself was once a hatless Mad Hattress at one point about four years ago. Luckily I am no longer hatless, but do go through phases wear I do not wear a hat. This is ok. The name may suggest we are mad hatters, but mostly we just care if you're mad.

Rule 3 ) Spamming. You do it, you pay and I know by merely saying this some of you less mature freaks will fill up the page with spam, but honestly people if you want to spam wildly, that is what the Chatterbox is for. Bumps are fine, and are actually appreciated. Mad conversations are defiantly sexcellent. Relentless spamming? Find somewhere and someone who wants it, because we don't! De will report you.

Rule 5 ) Last but not least important is this rule. Post here as often as possible. We want to bring life back to this place. So post, bring in friends, have conversations, start conversations with people just lurking, involve everyone who is here if possible. That is after all how you get on the member list. By being a regular that myself, or D, or even the mods like. So don't delay start today!

[Seussi]

White and Black List:

White List-
De, because she is awesome and everyone should love her.
Vi, because without her and Di, I am sure this place would have faded away into oblivion.
Namuu, cuz he's to sexy not to be here.
Jax, we love you too boy!

Black List-
Miz/Lycandis, because sadly, we are elitist here and if Vi doesn't like you neither do we.

[Mintaka]

*bows*

And I too, would like to join the ranks. I may not always wear my hat, bu I do belive I have the madness. *stands on the wall waiting* 3nodding

[Shinpei]

*stirkes a pose faceing downward before turning his head tword the screen and smiles with that classic shiney bling* count shinpei in*blood runs down his lips and his eyes turn blood red...suddenly the lights turn on and there is a huge pile of dead nekos behind him all with bite marks*

eh heh heh....

[angewomon143]

JOIN! JOIN! JOIN!!!!! ^.^ blaugh

[Seussi]

Mintaka

*bows*

And I too, would like to join the ranks. I may not always wear my hat, bu I do belive I have the madness. *stands on the wall waiting* 3nodding

*Shrugs* i don't believe you need an application, but would you like to fill one out just for the hell of it?

[Mintaka]

NeoSeussi

Mintaka

*bows*

And I too, would like to join the ranks. I may not always wear my hat, bu I do belive I have the madness. *stands on the wall waiting* 3nodding

*Shrugs* i don't believe you need an application, but would you like to fill one out just for the hell of it?

Sure. xd Madness is divinest sense, after all, and it would not be fair to NOT fill one out. Most improper!

Would you like it in ink, blood, or tea? xd

[Seussi]

Shinpei

*stirkes a pose faceing downward before turning his head tword the screen and smiles with that classic shiney bling* count shinpei in*blood runs down his lips and his eyes turn blood red...suddenly the lights turn on and there is a huge pile of dead nekos behind him all with bite marks*

eh heh heh....

hehehe, i'll need an application from you too! even tho im sure you'll make it...*hides the dead bodies under Rayven's bed*

[angewomon143]

or not... sad

[Debrutsid]

*takes a bow and smiles* Aww... I feel so loved. So many people wish to join us. Can't wait till we can finally allow you to all join. *Wild laughter fills the air as she disappears into the shadows to try and finish up all the work that needs to go into this club* god damn... she is like a cruel kind of master... always with the whipping... faster she says faster... i can not go faster i mutter... i mutter it good so as not to get a lashing *the mad ranting slowly fades away into nothingness as thought consumes the kitty*