Hey there.
I'm not here for any of the jobs available, but I still have something to offer. See, I own
http://gaiatools.com/. And I thought about giving you a subdomain, say,
http://report.gaiatools.com/ or
http://gaiareport.gaiatools.com/. You'd have 60 GB of disk space, PHP 5, 1 or 2 MySQL 4 databases, full FTP access, no ads, etc.
The full plan details are at
http://www.ixwebhosting.com/ (I have the second plan, the one with 6 domains).