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BULLETIN!!!!
Laaaaaaag monster possesses victims!!!
In Zomg today it was witnessed that soldiers in the glorious fight against the animated horde were being possessed and assaulted by the dreaded and invisibly devious laaaag monster.
After a most valiant and victorious struggle against a mere whittling kokeshi doll in the area known to all as the zen Gardens, this reporter sat down to take a knee and rest whilst he took notes, and was horrified!!!
control of his body was WRESTED, wrested i say, from him, and he continued to walk around like a puppet on some mad puppetmasters' strings, before being forced to his knees next to a poor defencless Lady warrior. it was a blurry and strange time before this reporter could gain control of his own flesh and upon standing up and moving away from invading the lady warrior's personal space the words were vomited from his mouth uncontrollably
" my , that was much harder than last time, i hope it doesn't get any harder than this"
Stay tuned for the dreadful investigation......
LaaagMonster: possessing gaians for breeding???
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