MsGrimm
If you guys still have any poems I might have sent you, please post them or PM them to me lol. I really want to know the crazy crap I've come up with. Let me know if you want any that you send me too. n_n heart
Dear GLJordan,
Without you, I am lost, like a acrobat without his monkey wrench, like a ping-pong player without her flute. Whenever you're away, I feel as if a ham is pressing down against my bladder, suffocating me with large longing. Please be mine!
swimmingly yours,
MsGrimm
Dear GLJordan,
I believe it was Billy Idol who once sang, "Oh, my crowbar, my hoola hoop, I've hungered for your box a long, fun time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, T-Pain, who said "trolling ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing spamming like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
MsGrimm
Dear GLJordan,
I cannot describe the flopping sensation that overcomes my spine when you are near, my lumpy darling. I feel as though a thousand groundhogs are dancing through my spleen, and I'm powerless to control the beating of my kidney. Could it be love, or is it merely my envy getting the better of me? Either way: be my Valentine!
With all my waffles,
MsGrimm
My beloved GLJordan,
You and I are just two strong people trying to make it in this powerful world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of armed robbery in the past, and I know you've dabbled in greed, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our purple love. Without you, I'm nothing but a giant walrus.
Yours merrily,
MsGrimm
Dearest GLJordan,
I cannot begin to describe how happily my elbow burns for you. As I write this, I'm swinging in my book, unable to contain my swaying desire. Please, accept my lumpy embrace and know that you're truly the mango of my eye.
I yearn for you madly,
MsGrimm