So tonight was pretty much win XD I've got a slew of quotes... idk if I should save them for the LJ or what, but to hell with it.
In backwards chronological order-- at least, for the most part (with some parts taken out for coherencys sake):
[GTC] Molokov: Wait-- Orgy senses... TINGLING!
[GTC] Freddie: Love you, Molly.
[GTC] Molokov: Later, Freddie.
[GTC] Molokov: And... Freddie's hot friend to bang while Freddie is pregnant.
[Freddie goes backstage and humps Florence]
[GTC] Anatoly: I'm not crusader, this isn't some political ...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
[GTC] Anatoly: Move.
[GTC] Freddie: Sorry, busy raping my ex.
[GTC] Florence: *cries*
[GTC] Molokov: lol he just banged your girlfriend.
[GTC] Florence: Maybe I'll go talk to Freddie, try and cut off his balls, then get them off your back.
[incest!Pity the Child]
[GTC] Freddie: Up in my room, I planned my conquests -- how to get them to bed -- all alone, never asked for a helping hand.
[GTC] Freddie: I never asked the pair who fought below... just in case they said incest is a dirty thing and disowned me.
[GTC] Freddie: When I was twelve, my father moved out...
[GTC] Freddie: Fool that I was, I thought this would bring my mother and I closer together...
[GTC] Freddie: Guess it's a sort of Oedipus complex...
[GTC] Freddie: She never let her bed get cold. Someone moved in -- I shut my door.
[GTC] Freddie: Jealousy is a horrible thing.
[GTC] Freddie: I had my game to play. I had the skill, and more, the HUNGER -- easy to get away.
[GTC] Freddie: I never called to tell her all I'd done...
[GTC] Freddie: Just in case she said...
[GTC] Freddie: "Who?"
[GTC] Molokov: [POOR BABY, COME TO PAPA]
[GTC] Molokov: Your father is alive, Florence! In Russia.
[GTC] Molokov: Thirty years in prison..
[GTC] Florence: *smack*
[GTC] Molokov: *b***hslapped*
[GTC] Florence: You think I believe you?
[GTC] Molokov: Ow, you betch!
[GTC] Florence: *preens*
[GTC] Molokov: The evidence is conclusive, slutface! And Anatoly will believe me... he loves me... I think... ;_;
[GTC] Freddie: I STILL LOVE YOU MOLLY
[GTC] Florence: He's using you, so's Freddie
[GTC] Molokov: STFU BETCH.
[GTC] Freddie: THE WASHING MACHINE WAS JUST A MEANINGLESS FLING
[GTC] Florence: KGB Whore
[GTC] Molokov: Don't make me slap you, betch
[GTC] Florence: I'll add a matching bruise to the other cheek if you do.
[GTC] Molokov: BETCH STFU, I'M TRYING TO SAVE YO DADDY.
[GTC] Molokov: The Americans are negotiating for several men... I'm sure you'd love to see your fathers name on the list, ALTHOUGH OF COURSE NOW THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.
[GTC] Molokov: ....slut.
[GTC] Freddie: I'm not sure how comfortable I am with doing this anymore, Sascha...
[GTC] Molokov: Wh-what? But I thought you loved me!
[GTC] Freddie: I do love you... But...
[GTC] Molokov: Come on, Freddie! I mean, I like you. And the sex is totally phenomenal.
[GTC] Freddie: I'm pregnant.
[GTC] Freddie: It's Anatoly's.
[GTC] Molokov: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[GTC] Molokov: You two-timing slut!
[GTC] Florence: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
[GTC] Molokov: I would hit you, but you're pregnant!
[GTC] Molokov: And I still have MORALS.
[GTC] Molokov: Unlike EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS DAMNED MUSICAL.
[GTC] Molokov: Freddie, go tell your babys daddy to lose!
[GTC] Molokov: AND IM THROWING YOUR STUFF OUT TONIGHT.
[Anatoly: *late on a cue*]
[GTC] Molokov: Anatoly, I really like you too, but you have to go onstage now.
[GTC] Florence: I don't think Anatoly is in here.
[GTC] Molokov: ....then who's hand is that?
[GTC] Florence: Mine, sorry, I was reaching for Svetlana
[GTC] Freddie: Anatoly's not here...
[GTC] Molokov: OH GOD COOTIES.
[GTC] Florence: Eew! Get them off!
[GTC] Svetlana: He's more the strong silent type.
[GTC] Svetlana: But great in bed!
[GTC] Florence: Ain't he a dish?
[GTC] Anatoly: What?
[GTC] Anatoly: Meet WHO?
[GTC] Molokov: [Yo babys momma. Er... daddy?]
[GTC] Freddie: Because, in the end...
[GTC] Freddie: I love you.
[GTC] Molokov: YOU f**kING SKANK.
[GTC] Freddie: And love defies laws of nature.
[GTC] Freddie: Jesus -- sometimes I think I'm the only pregnant male!
[GTC] Freddie: Five of these have passed, and if this game does not produce a decision... the match is VOID.
[GTC] Molokov: OMG NO WAIIII.
[GTC] Florence: Wai.
[GTC] Molokov: Srsly?
[GTC] Florence: Ya, srsly.
[GTC] Svetlana: O rly?
[GTC] Molokov: Oh, the relief to be working for one who believes in loyalty, heritage...
[GTC] Molokov: Impregnating other people's boyfriends...
[GTC] Molokov: True to his kind, come what may.
[GTC] Florence: (Whap)
[GTC] Svetlana: (Hot hot hot.. oh wait, wrong show)
[GTC] Molokov: We can safely assume that Toly knows if he wins today...
[GTC] Molokov: The only thing won is the chess. And I guess a baby.
[GTC] Anatoly: b*****d...
[GTC] Svetlana: You can slink back to your... your PAWNS and to your TARTS!
[GTC] Molokov: (read: flo)
[GTC] Florence: (BITE ME)
[GTC] Svetlana: LIAR!
[GTC] Florence: LIAR!!!
[GTC] Svetlana: I'm hooking up with your girlfriend. DEAL.
[to Florence]
[GTC] Molokov: Still standing next to you.
[GTC] Molokov: Still not enjoying it.
[Freddie walks in with a Celebrity Date]
[GTC] Florence: (Oh hell)
[GTC] Molokov: OH WHO THE HELL IS THIS.
[GTC] Freddie: And in a sensational comeback, Anatoly Sergievsky is the winner!
[GTC] Freddie: And I've got myself a new boyfriend, betches.
[GTC] Svetlana: So I see.
[GTC] Molokov: ...damn, he's hot.
[GTC] Florence: Damn.
[GTC] Svetlana: DISS, MOLLY!
[GTC] Svetlana: C'mon, babe.
[GTC] Molokov: EVERYONE'S GOT A DATE BUT ME.
[GTC] Florence: No, Anatoly. You are not really FREE(you cost five cents)-- and neither am I(I cost fifty bucks).
[GTC] Molokov: Five cents? SCHWING!
[GTC] Molokov: We'll be in touch.
[GTC] Molokov: ..but not actually touching cause thats gross.
[GTC] Svetlana: Like pen pals!
[GTC] Florence: Using our lives for NOTHING!
[GTC] Molokov: I'm leaving before you slap me. Again.
[GTC] Freddie: Molly...
[GTC] Freddie: I'm sorry for.. sleeping with Anatoly.
[GTC] Molokov: YEAH WELL YOU SHOULD BE.
[GTC] Freddie: Would you forgive me?
[GTC] Molokov: ...I guess.
[GTC] Molokov: But I already threw your stuff onto the lawn.
[GTC] Freddie: And while I'm pregnant, you can bang my friend here.
[GTC] Molokov: Seriously? SCHWING!