<center>I am curious as to which npc would win in a fight: Rufus or Peyo? Each has significant advantages, which I shall list below:
-Small, he can hide in Peyo's trousers
-Furry, he can suffocate Peyo with bumhair.
-Robotic tank treads intead of feet, so that he may roll over Peyo's little frame.
-A small arsenal built into his back.
-Giant lawnmower blades built into his underside, to chop off Peyo's toes while he runs past.
-Walks upright, he could probably escape Rufus.
-X-Ray vision, to see around corners and such.
-Lazer eye beams, to melt Rufus' arsernal hatch door closed.
-A British gang in his wake, to beat the mother-loving s**t out of Rufus when he's not looking.
-A jet pack, to fly out of the way of explosives.
-Magic powers, to . . . do bad stuff.
Given the above information, who would win in a fight?</center>