The Whipping Haus
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- Posted: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 22:48:05 +0000
Good evening. As I was lazing about like some kind of hot sloth, I started thinking about what items could be made of. The most blatant answer is pixels, artist labor, and the cash of good consumers- but really, what fun is that?
Where do all these feathers come from to make these giant wings? Chickens? An angelic race who is eventually going to seek vengeance? Are they held together with glue or wax?
Are wig type items made of synthetic hair or real human hair? Are eyes similar to contacts or is one really going to get eye surgery on every whim?
Are we plucking the horns off of real demons or are they plastic and just for show?
Is the fur faux? Itchy? Soft? Greasy? Are we killing off small woodland animals so the Paws have something to wear?
What goes into weaving supposedly mystic cloth? Is it softer than cotton? Softer than dolphin tears?
How much of a gold piece is actual gold? How much is chocolate wrapped in foil?
Is an inventory like an absurd Mary Poppins bag or some kind of portable closet? Does it have some sort of anti-gravity mechanism to help out those people struggling with inventories over 5 pages? Would you have the Kronk-like strength needed to carry an inventory or would you strip down to peasant garb to save your rippling muscles the trouble?
What about a recolor? Is the process like taking old unsold merchandise and dipping it in a fresh coat of paint? A vat of dye?
I also envision Diedrich to feel like a cross between a small, fuzzy animal and one of those lurid orange circus peanuts. What do you think the animals feel like? Are they real animals or some kind of disturbing lab experiment from hell that you don't want to look in the eyes?
gaia_spoons The cutlery is infinite as we have a vast assortment of items to speculate on, I've just given you a head start.