Doctor Shotgun
Sheard
Thanksgiving isn't a real holiday anyway.
That's rather ignorant of you, don't you think?
Personally, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Making the food, eating the food, having a perfect excuse to stay home and get wasted. Christmas comes second, the sex is usually better that day.
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And then Halloween, where you scare the s**t out of little munchkins and take the candy that they spilled all over the ground. Such touching and fond memories....
Thanksgiving is mostly just about food and eating and drinking... Stuff you get with every other holiday, only the others do it better.
July 4th - you get food and eating and drinking... plus you get to blow stuff up.
Christmas - you get food and eating and drinking... plus trading gifts
Valentine's Day, Easter, Halloween - you get food and eating and drinking... plus candy
St. Patrick's Day - you get food and eating and drinking... plus green and more drinking
Thanksgiving also has the worst decorations. If you even find any, it's always brown and orange and usually involves turkeys that just becomes material for that one vegetarian in the family to complain about.