[NPC] Dr. Singh
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- Posted: Thu, 21 May 2009 20:17:46 +0000
Special EI Report Supplement: Timmy's Choice!
Dr. Singh: Hi, everyone, and welcome to a very special supplement to the Evolving Item Report.
Edmund: I suppose we should recap the situation. Timmy, the assistant host of the Evolving Item Report, has been through a disproportionate share of trials and tragedies: in the last couple of years, he's been turned into a horrible mutant by toxic waste and turned into an evil, smooth-jazz-loving lothario by a contaminated hair-growth product. Now, in his weakened condition after all this genetic meddling, he's going through a deadly process called megapuberty that will kill him if we don't act fast.
- Timmy: Yeah, look at me! I'm all awful-lookin'!
- Timmy: So, basically, I gotta either grow up instantly or stay a kid forever! But I don't know what to do!
- Timmy: So... what am I gonna do? I'm tired of all this acne and growing pains and weird dreams about crawlin' around on giant ladies. I gotta stop this puberty somehow!






