[ Poll ] Timmy's Choice: will he grow up, or stay a child forever?

Should Timmy be skipped straight to adulthood, or should he be returned to childhood and remain a child forever?

Timmy should skip straight to adulthood.		81.1%	[ 32078 ]
Timmy should remain a child forever.		18.9%	[ 7479 ]

Total Votes: 39557

[[NPC] Timmy]

Special EI Report Supplement: Timmy's Choice!

Dr. Singh: Hi, everyone, and welcome to a very special supplement to the Evolving Item Report.

Edmund: I suppose we should recap the situation. Timmy, the assistant host of the Evolving Item Report, has been through a disproportionate share of trials and tragedies: in the last couple of years, he's been turned into a horrible mutant by toxic waste and turned into an evil, smooth-jazz-loving lothario by a contaminated hair-growth product. Now, in his weakened condition after all this genetic meddling, he's going through a deadly process called megapuberty that will kill him if we don't act fast.

Timmy: Yeah, look at me! I'm all awful-lookin'!

Edmund: There are only two possible treatments for megapuberty: we have to either arrest the process by either reverting him to permanent childhood, or skip through the puberty process and turn him into an adult.

Timmy: So, basically, I gotta either grow up instantly or stay a kid forever! But I don't know what to do!

Dr. Singh: That's why we're leaving it up to you, the viewing public, to decide! Oh, man, this is going to be great for the ratings...

Timmy: So... what am I gonna do? I'm tired of all this acne and growing pains and weird dreams about crawlin' around on giant ladies. I gotta stop this puberty somehow!

Dr. Singh: Please take great care in casting your vote, everyone: once this decision is made, we can't undo it! Unless, of course, some kind of bizarre scientific plot-twist puts everything back to normal somehow-- but what are the odds of that happening?

[I_Illusion]

Grow up Timmy!! Everyone wants it! You will be super smexy! I just know it! Then go under Liam's hand and he will show you the way to attract ladies with your power >D
Edit: Woot 1st post!

[Severine Hunter]

Grow up, Timmy!
Be a big boy~!


Edit: Second post.
But~ First vote.
:]

[petits langues]

GROW UP TIMMY!

[Metroid Dread]

Timmy's got no fleepin' idea what to do!

Grow up, mah boi!
Grow up!

[Nenalata]

Adult Timmy for the win! mrgreen

[The Undead Suitor]

Grown up!

[RadioQ]

GROW UP! It would be so AMAZING!

[Daai-chan]

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Timmy's evolving~
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[Special Agent Bookworm]

I made first page! Woot.
I think AA is the best this week.

[EbGirl]

Yay, first page (:

he should grow up.

[khrystyan]

i think he'll grow up. :/

[Bad-Luck Maggey]

Adult, so he can finally ask out Dr. Singh c:

- FIRST PAGE NON SPAM. I WIN -

[SOME FAT AZN HOE]

ADULTHOOD FTW
First page lololol
holla

[Darf Stranger]

grows up