I swear, the pets move. They're alive. Not plushies...ALIVE! Sentient beings with plans to rule Gaia.
Sure, it probably sounds paranoid or the result of sleep deprivation, but I swear I can see the new pets move.
Out of the corner of my eye, it always looks like the that cat's tail twitches, or the dog's eyes glow brighter.
They're planning something. Kiki and RoRo are plotting. To kidnap the Easter Bunny or ...something. Maybe they're planning to take over Gaia. And kill us. eek
Think about it.
They could easily take on Von Helson Sisters and Gambino. There are thousands upon thousands of these pets.
We have to face the truth. Little Kiki and RoRo killing machines.
EDIT: Their only purpose it to win our affections, then, when we least expect it, dispose of us in some painful and nasty way.
Be on guard, citizens of Gaia. Arm yourselves, for they could attack at any moment.