Definitely the receptionist. I'll be on the phone all day redirecting calls and telling users that Lanzer is in a meeting and to leave him a message on his full answering machine and no they wont be getting their money back because they spent a $100 on a rig and didnt win anything worthwhile.
I'd make all the Proto Man items - both original and Ruby Spears. emotion_dowant
Maybe some other Mayguh Man character items for good measure. Possibly something referencing the ridiculousness that is the mispronunciation of Bass/Forte. The musical terms are pronounced "base" as in All Your Base, and I'm pretty sure the other one is pronounced for-tay, as in oh, Mezzo Forte. The one pronounced 'fort' refers to an area of expertise.
Probably an intern who just fetched people things. I can't do much for the company, i'm not creative enough to make item ideas or draw them and i'd probably fail at being a receptionist. Talking to strangers on the phone isn't my idea of a job i'd like at all.
If they even allowed me in the HQ i'd probably break something. I wouldn't be a shining example of an employee either with all the mistakes i'd make.
I'm a bit of a crazy cat person so I'd kitty sit for Waffles and bring my five kitties along to keep him company while I come up with new ideas for kitty items for Gaia. I'd have a whole RIG dedicated to cat items and new kitty pets. <3
I think right now all I'd be good for is a general office manager's position. Answering phones, filing things, putting together info packets, running errands, and all those other menial tasks that keep an office running are all things I years of experience doing before I switched to basic bookkeeping. I'd be perfect as the person who keeps track of the number of individual bags of Fritos and Cheetos along with the reams of paper, the number of sketch pads, the art pencils, the inking pens, the art markers, the Expo markers, the stick pens, the pencils, and all the toilet paper and paper towels the office needs. I'm not artistically inclined outside of photography but I'm a pretty decent office assistant. I wouldn't mind working hand in hand with Sisky and Zero Omega in helping to keep the office running smoothly.
Now I have a friend who'd be perfect for a contract position as an artist making items for the site. I think about the only thing she'd need a lot of instruction and working one on one with is the pixel work side of the job. She's already had an item made from one of the early crosstitch contests so she has a good eye for what works for Gaia so she'd be pretty good for doing pixel work on Gaia. Heck, she's already said if Gaia was ever hiring contract artists again she'd apply for the position.
official Gaian voice of reason.
the person who looks at the potential features and goes "umm...I don't think that's gonna work the way you think it will."
because, y'know...they really seem to need someone like that. sweatdrop
if i worked at gaia hq, i would always leave a lovely pony surprise at brony king's desk. and end up making plushies of every gaia cute critter.. or many colors of diedrich... slowly persuading gaia to get back into rl merchandising. xd
okay that is kinda creepy. brony king would hate me forever but PONIES!!!!!!! now i want there to be a pony rig... *cough*
and yeah being an artist would be cool but my skills are sooooo not up there. so yeah i'd be better working in other positions. xd