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Oh my god I feel so so sorry for you ._.;;; that's just so horrible D8;;; I mean wooow x_x; I've read bad RIG stories but this takes the cake xox;;; I'm just wow...

@p***s rock: damn you guys D: can't unsee!!1
LOL. Thank you for your sympathy! emotion_bigheart
OMG yeah. Like, Gaia just be trolling me with this RIG. Even the item I got is taunting me... gonk

The only good thing to come out of this whole RIG is the c**k rock banner dramallama
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little bunnies
Hey Guys! emotion_awesome
Wanna hear the best story EVER?

So I've been obsessively playing this awful RIG for the past few days, spending nearly all the gold I have saved on my accounts in the process. I was down to my very last Gauntlets & Goblins, direly disappointed and desperate because I have only won three things worth over 100k (hardly) after playing the equivalent of 8 bundles. My hand shook as I got ready to open my very last RIG... maybe this time I would get something decent to make up for all the gold I've wasted... Perhaps Sorcerer's School and I can break almost even.... or an old RIG pet I've been wanting or... c-could I find another exceptionally rare Ostara the ewenicorn? LOL NO. I scoffed at the thought but I decided to open it anyways because seriously what's ONE more when I've played like 75 lol. I clicked to start. I got Dynadin! I didn't think too much about it. I've gotten him quite a few times with nigh a victory from that little winged turd. I kept clicking through, growing more nervous as I progressed. Stage 1... 2... 3.... 4....... 5?............. Victory!?! :0 At this point the tiniest sliver of hope shone through my dark despair..... Omgomgomg, I thought. This must finally be it! I'm going to get something amazing! Finally after dozens of "Bolt Screw Ringblades" and "Cardboard Roleplays" FINALLY I'll get a good prize to make up for all the crap, omgomgomg.... I inhaled, braced myself, and clicked to reveal my prize!!!

AND LOOK WHAT I GOT :'D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok bye I'm going to go live in a padded cell now <3 lol


Your pain. I feel it.
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Wheezing Loiterer

Ridley Starsmore
Your pain. I feel it.
Thank you, my friend. emotion_hug /weeps
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little bunnies
Hey Guys! emotion_awesome
Wanna hear the best story EVER?

So I've been obsessively playing this awful RIG for the past few days, spending nearly all the gold I have saved on my accounts in the process. I was down to my very last Gauntlets & Goblins, direly disappointed and desperate because I have only won three things worth over 100k (hardly) after playing the equivalent of 8 bundles. My hand shook as I got ready to open my very last RIG... maybe this time I would get something decent to make up for all the gold I've wasted... Perhaps Sorcerer's School and I can break almost even.... or an old RIG pet I've been wanting or... c-could I find another exceptionally rare Ostara the ewenicorn? LOL NO. I scoffed at the thought but I decided to open it anyways because seriously what's ONE more when I've played like 75 lol. I clicked to start. I got Dynadin! I didn't think too much about it. I've gotten him quite a few times with nigh a victory from that little winged turd. I kept clicking through, growing more nervous as I progressed. Stage 1... 2... 3.... 4....... 5?............. Victory!?! :0 At this point the tiniest sliver of hope shone through my dark despair..... Omgomgomg, I thought. This must finally be it! I'm going to get something amazing! Finally after dozens of "Bolt Screw Ringblades" and "Cardboard Roleplays" FINALLY I'll get a good prize to make up for all the crap, omgomgomg.... I inhaled, braced myself, and clicked to reveal my prize!!!

AND LOOK WHAT I GOT :'D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok bye I'm going to go live in a padded cell now <3 lol

awwww haha, i know that feel D:
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Judging by how rare it is, I can't help but have the thought "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE." roll through my mind.

BWAHAAHAHAHAHA rofl
It's living up to my expectations so far!

And oh...now everyone is staring at the p***s rock banner. lmao It did cross my mind before, but I really didn't take much notice.

i can't unsee it haha. XP ugh. i want that ewenicorn... ive officially won every single gauntlets and goblins item minus ostara the ewenicorn
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Twinky Dave
Razumi Yazura
Twinky Dave
Razumi Yazura
Judging by how rare it is, I can't help but have the thought "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE." roll through my mind.

BWAHAAHAHAHAHA rofl
It's living up to my expectations so far!

And oh...now everyone is staring at the p***s rock banner. lmao It did cross my mind before, but I really didn't take much notice.

i can't unsee it haha. XP ugh. i want that ewenicorn... ive officially won every single gauntlets and goblins item minus ostara the ewenicorn
I'm impressed with your doll collection... xd

I don't know what's up with this ewenicorn. Even Cartier wasn't like this.
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Twinky Dave
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Judging by how rare it is, I can't help but have the thought "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE." roll through my mind.

BWAHAAHAHAHAHA rofl
It's living up to my expectations so far!

And oh...now everyone is staring at the p***s rock banner. lmao It did cross my mind before, but I really didn't take much notice.

i can't unsee it haha. XP ugh. i want that ewenicorn... ive officially won every single gauntlets and goblins item minus ostara the ewenicorn
I'm impressed with your doll collection... xd

I don't know what's up with this ewenicorn. Even Cartier wasn't like this.

thank you haha, might as well show them off razz
plus my avis lately leave a lot to be desired lol
and yeah. NO IDEA. rig pets just hate me i guess D:
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thank you haha, might as well show them off razz
plus my avis lately leave a lot to be desired lol
and yeah. NO IDEA. rig pets just hate me i guess D:
I have problems changing my avatars lately since I always run out of outfit slots. My current avatar is mainly a joke, though...

Oh, nah. The rarity is just a pain. Just imagine...you play a future RIG and instead of the RIG's actual pet, you end up with the ewenicorn. How would you react? XD
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    Almost all the RIG pets I've encountered since I've come back to Gaia make me want to offer kidneys to owners looking to sell their overpriced cutie. Ostara is no exception.

    And I wish Gaia would let you choose the banner from a scroll down list or something, because I'd love to have this current banner as a future option. It's so pretty, and looks like something that would belong in the overworld.
The current bammer is indeed beautiful.
But after having something pointed out to me, I can only focus on that.
There is a distinct moss covered p***s rock in the middle of it, along the bottom of the banner.
What has been seen, cannot ever be unseen.
Always going to hone in on the rock dong now.

Take what you can...


Aww mann, why did you have to ruin this beautiful RIG header for me? gonk I enjoyed it until I read your post about the rock p***s D: -changes header to Buccaneer Boardwalk- (huzzah for BetterGaia).


...Give nothing back
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Twinky Dave
thank you haha, might as well show them off razz
plus my avis lately leave a lot to be desired lol
and yeah. NO IDEA. rig pets just hate me i guess D:
I have problems changing my avatars lately since I always run out of outfit slots. My current avatar is mainly a joke, though...

Oh, nah. The rarity is just a pain. Just imagine...you play a future RIG and instead of the RIG's actual pet, you end up with the ewenicorn. How would you react? XD

i'd probably scream... FINALLY... then i would wake up ;A;
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I really dont see any rocks that look like a p***s on this banner, unless you mean the small almost centered rock, in which case....you should see a doctor if you look like that
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thanks for list
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Aww, did anyone get a screenie of the p***s rock? xd
So just out of curiosity, has only 1 Ostara been found? eek

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