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.x.:X:THE STEIN FAN THREAD:X:.x.

Now also known as...
STEINITECH


Stein. He has unique skin. His suit is custom and expensive. And he's causing quite a buzz.

So WHO IS HE? Why, he's our Evolving Item glitch support, the stoic owner of Crosstitch, a new shop that sells only items made by regular gaia users, and starter of new item contests.


Here's what Stein has to say about himself...
Occupation: Evolving Item Artists' Assistant

Gender: Male where it counts

Interests: Quilting, Classic Film, Psychology, Neatness, Professionalism, Gaia's firm, fair, and always hungering userbase

Disinterests: Working in this circus, Gaian's who request my skin or clothing (seriously, this suit was expensive), fanthreads (insert irony here), ARTISTS

History: I was formerly employed as a lawyer, a doctor, and an accountant, and a few other odd pieces. I believe my nose was a florists'. I'm obviously highly overqualified for my current position but Gaia's staff were the only people who didn't run screaming at the sight of me. In fact, they seemed strangely excited to have me...

Current duties: It is my job to sort and file glitch reports for Gaia's evolving items and make certain they reach the appropriate artists. I will also be updating information on known EI artists and released items.



Here's what others have to say...

"HE'S DELIGHTFUL AND DELICIOUS AT THE SAME TIME! HE'S LIKE FREEDOM IN A SUIT!!!"

"WHENEVER I TALK ABOUT HIS COMPLETE FANTABULOUS, FANTASTICAL PROFESSIONALISM I MUST TYPE IN ALL CAPS!"


..::CURRENT NEWS::..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS THIS NEW STORE OH MY GOD GUYS HELP ME REARRANGE THE FRONT PAGES AAAAAAAAAA

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..::Links::..


His profile
His store!

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CURRENT ITEM CONTEST: NONE.

PREVIOUS ITEM CONTESTS:
Hats Off [announcement]
Still waiting for results on this one!

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[announcement]

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[announcement]

INFORMATION: [NPC] Stein
Artist Directory

Spinmontop's Petition for Stein Date Pose
Spinmonntop's Sex Freezer
Stein's Box of Totally Innocent Body Parts


..::RULES::..

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1- No bumping. If you're posting to keep the thread alive, contribute to the conversation.
2- FOLLOW THE TOS. 'Nuff said. I'm pretty lenient on some things, but spamming and the like is a no-no.
3- DO NOT QUOTE THE FIRST POST. EVER.
4- Try to keep conversation related to Stein or the current conversation.
5- If I see any sort of persistent harrassment, it gets reported immediately. AND I blacklist you. Not that anyone here would, but just sayin'.


..::BLACKLIST::..

(block these people as soon as you get on the thread)
sameemmushtari (spammer)
Major Dutch (spammer)


..::FanList::..

SEND ME A PM TO GET ON THE LIST- I ALSO IGNORE PM REQUESTS FROM THOSE WHO HAVE NOT POSTED ON THE THREAD FIRST.
*Regulars are in BOLD. Moderators from the GaiaOnline site in GREEN.*
*Those who have abandoned us are crossed out and given the Official Stein Rejection Stamps of Failure*

Andy Magnuseth
Esper Shiva VOID
THE GECK0 REJECTED
Contradictment DENIED
sessigirl DENIED
dominiq lane FAILURE
Jayce Reinhardt VOID
DaemonBane DENIED
ShiglkrosFliggin Tric DENIED
Nirrina REJECTED
Aura_Morte
I dont want waffles DENIED
Siren Lawliet VOID
la tromperie
louissa98 FAILURE
Banana Toast (first stalker…0.o)
Sieffre VOID
CurseofDark DENIED
Spinmontop
Rasabon VOID
Elenawing REJECTED
Hnakki IV REJECTED
Rayner Asa FAILURE
Music Vigilante DENIED
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Electro Bit DENIED
Ena Lucine REJECTED
- ROKKeNROU – VOID
Kaneko Kawagishi
mango-x-tea
Annasay FAILURE
Kitty Zombie
Black Witch of Ra
Raissa Firehawk REJECTED
Konan Tatsuhiko
lan Mephidoles Flamgoyle REJECTED
teacup mouse VOID
Coyote Starrk VOID
Orgasmic Bloodbath VOID
Ajax Blacknight FAILURE
Run for the Hills
Bowie-Spawan
Eris Quod Sum
ZEBRA CLUB
DarkHyacinth
Kitana Coldfire
Hooplas
Wizzleteats
PandaGrr
Mother Fluff
Doctor_Sunday
Lungfish Zealot
Winter~angel~Chi
Anti-Ling
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Kitt Koneko
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..::Theories::..


Spinmontop
Black Witch of Ra
Spinmontop
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I put my money on the artists for the parts. I've heard people have coughed up their limbs for items before. . . Maybe not literally but you never know on Gaia.

Just a thought.

Meine Kameraden, ich liebe Krieg...
XD "My nose came from Reapersun..."
But he hates the artists, so I doubt he has limbs from the artists. But yeah, I can imagine that. Nicolae doing his "Hey you! Yeah you! You want a Bibbles? Give us your organs for a New NPC!"
Or Gambino and his Labtechs digging up bodies and sewing them together...
werden sie erinnern an den Klang unserer Stiefel machen gegen ihre Kehlen!

I can imagine the G-Corp being behind his creation since they can bring the dead back. Tis been proven.

As for Nicolae. . . No clue on how he would make Stein on his own. Organ harvesting and putting him together I can see but bringing him to life is kinda. . ."How did he do that?"

Maybe Brennivin might have been part of that process? I mean, Stein did mention his suit being expensive and custom made. . . =O


Meine Kameraden, ich liebe Krieg...
Maybe Nicolae is working for G-corp and was in charge of acquiring body parts, and Brennivin was in charge of clothing him? Maybe that's why Dernier*Cri disappears! Because he's doing stuff for G-Corp! Or maybe he's got something going on with Stein... whee
You have no idea how much of a happy fanboy Brennivin with Stein makes me....
werden sie erinnern an den Klang unserer Stiefel machen gegen ihre Kehlen!
Spinmontop
Meine Kameraden, ich liebe Krieg...
Yes, I did notice his hair was attached to the lovely tanned scalp too. I doubt it's a wig. It's very plausible that the theory that his hair came from a model is correct, however his brain certainly didn't! Because he's smart, perhaps his brain came from a scientist or accountant or highly-educated indvidual?
werden sie erinnern an den Klang unserer Stiefel machen gegen ihre Kehlen!
Bowie-Spawan
Pickled brain makes me think Mi-Go >_______>

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Though I actually doubt the Fungi from Yuggoth provided Stein's brain XD

Spinmontop
Kitana Coldfire
Kitty Zombie
Bowie-Spawan
Some days he might also just feel like going commando >_>

Otherwise I vote for pinstriped silk boxerbriefs.


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This.


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would explain how those pants are so tight.........

Meine Kameraden, ich liebe Krieg...
This. Needs to be on the front page. XD
I think I might write a Stein fanfic...about what would happen if he found our thread. XD
werden sie erinnern an den Klang unserer Stiefel machen gegen ihre Kehlen!

Spinmontop
Bowie-Spawan
Miki Ishikawa
Bowie-Spawan
Spinmontop
Meine Kameraden, ich liebe Krieg...
Coincidentally, I do have a picture of the freezer from just after we moved. Maybe I knew I'd write a fic about it one day. xd
(Ignore the messiness in the background, WE'D JUST MOVED)
And the fact that our garage is always a mess.
ALL HAIL SEX FREEZER!!
werden sie erinnern an den Klang unserer Stiefel machen gegen ihre Kehlen!

I just watched an episode of Navy CIS that had one of these...and there were body parts in it!
So I guess it's adequate 8D

*gestures sideways with both hands*

Sexfreezer now immortalized on front page. Enjoy.

....by the rate we're going, we'll end up the fanthread with the most wicked crackpot theories XD
I LOVE EET! *3*

Meine Kameraden, ich liebe Krieg...
OH LAWDS I LOLED. You might have to explain that....otherwise people will be like "Sex freezer? WTF?" "READ MY FANFIC, BETCH! mad "

I think we already are the fanthread with the most wicked crackpot theories, looking through the thread. I think we all deserve a free Stein doll as a prize!
werden sie erinnern an den Klang unserer Stiefel machen gegen ihre Kehlen!

Black Witch of Ra
Spinmontop
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Hey, do you folks think that Stein has a discount on organs and body parts or does he go the black market route?

Meine Kameraden, ich liebe Krieg...
I think he goes the black market route and gets them from Nicolae.
Or Brennivin 'knows a guy' and gets them for Stein.
werden sie erinnern an den Klang unserer Stiefel machen gegen ihre Kehlen!

Would he trust the Irish man? XD

Meine Kameraden, ich liebe Krieg...
Probably not. I don't trust Nicu either but I still buy stuff from him. For all I know, I'm getting a great price!
I vote for 'Brennivin knows a guy"
werden sie erinnern an den Klang unserer Stiefel machen gegen ihre Kehlen!



Knows a guy from G-Corp? Or a necromancer?

Kitana Coldfire
Kitty Zombie
Black Witch of Ra
Kitana Coldfire
O.O Maybe the florist his nose came from was the previous owner of the Barton Flowershoppe (hey, someone must have died-- who in their right mind gives a prepubescent girl a business license?! Rina HAD to have inherited it, and guess where her mother/father's nose ended up)[/crackpottheory]

So it's possible that he's related to Rina by the nose? O_o


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Rina: Hey Uncle Stein!! :D

Stein: I AM NOT YOUR UNCLE.


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Rina: ^^ *holds up a mirror* but we have the same nose~!!!!!
Stein: -_-***** YOUR MOTHER GAVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rina: OwO THEN YOU'RE MY BROTHER!?!?!?!?!
Stein: -_-**********

Black Witch of Ra
Crack event completed!

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Do I get Stein points? 8D

Kitana Coldfire
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I THINK REAPER IS READING THE FANTHREAD

heart heart heart heart heart

Black Witch of Ra
Kitty Zombie
Kitana Coldfire
We know his birthday but not the year..........hell, he could have known Lyndexer (from Lyndexer's Journal) in his youth, downed shots with Ebenezer and Nick (the Carols), sailed with Captain Ara (Nestegg), or helped everyone's favorite imp regain function in his leg (Gimpi).............it would explain how he knows how to FIX problems in the EI's despite the fact he only started working at Gaia recently.........[/crackpottheory]


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I like that idea!


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I second this.

Bowie-Spawan
Collected, in case anyone agrees with me that this should go onto the front page >3>

we smoke crack, reallly we do
Black Witch of Ra
Question.

Does Stein live in Halloween town, Durem or on the flying blimp where the Cash Shop is located?

Black Witch of Ra
Bowie-Spawan
Kitty Zombie
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I vote for Durem or another dimension.


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Mirror Durem.
XB

There's no 'Normal Him' on this side though.

Zhigavo? >->

Or however you spell his name. . . >o<

Black Witch of Ra
Kitty Zombie
Bowie-Spawan
I believe it's 'Zhivago'.
...but he's a vampire.
So he's a zombie-patchwork-guy in mirror Durem? XD

Nonono, Stein is one of a kind. No double anywhere >3>
Him and Zhivago might be brothers (well, in parts anyways LOL).


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Maybe Stein got his hair from a relative of Zhivago?


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Who happened to be a model?

Kitana Coldfire
>< *smacks face against desk* UGH!! ZHIVAGO!!!!!!!!! *has a great anger towards him after spriting the first set* >< HE AND STEIN LOOK TOO DAMN SIMILAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Black Witch of Ra
O___o Indeed they do. That's why I brought it up.

Bowie-Spawan
....soooo...when was the last time we heard of Zhivago and when was the first time Stein appeared, eh~? >_______________>

Just asking...

Kitty Zombie
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Didn't Zhivago disappear after the 'o7 Halloween event?

I think Stein's profile was first found sometime during this summer....I think...


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Bowie-Spawan
I guess we can all safely assume what happened to (parts of) Zhivago then, if he doesn't get to reappear again >___>

Kitty Zombie
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So....does this mean Stein also has skills of an assassin?

AWESOME.


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Bowie-Spawan
Awesome and sexy.

He sure is a handy man to have around.

Well versed in Ikebana/Lawsuits/Haute Couture/Sharpshooting.

la tromperie
Spinmontop
la tromperie
Spinmontop
Meine Kameraden, ich liebe Krieg...
I just noticed how stitched up the Watermeats are...
You think Stein has one as a pet?!
werden sie erinnern an den Klang unserer Stiefel machen gegen ihre Kehlen!
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»You know my thoughts on this.

He has a whole tank next to his desk.

Stein: *feeds loamflakes* "There you go lumpkin, nemo, stitchikins, eat up, good little fishie-wishies."



Reaper, pepper & ethe; ... User Image

Stein: ...what. neutral

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Meine Kameraden, ich liebe Krieg...
I agree except for the Reaper bit. She's grab his a** while he was distracted feeding his fishies.
Stein: *feeds loamflakes* ^^
Watermeats: Omnomnomnom.
Reaper: *pinches his butt while he's distracted by fishies*
Stein: SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!! mad
werden sie erinnern an den Klang unserer Stiefel machen gegen ihre Kehlen!
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»...that's a very important piece of characterisation I forgot D: My Reaper was ooc D:

@kitana;; 3nodding

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Black Witch of Ra
MeloNeko: User Image There's already a dude named Frank in ZOMG. . . .

O____O WAIT! Does that mean he had a hand in Stein's creation?!

Wizzleteats
Casu Marzu (Maggot Cheese)
Description: Casu Marzu is a sheep' milk cheese that has been deliberately infested by a Piophila casei, the "cheese fly." The result is a maggot-ridden, weeping stink bomb in an advanced state of decomposition.

Why Stein likes it.- As we are we all know Stein is a reanimate, a free-thinking zombie if you want to call him that. Since he is a reanimate he sometimes does not mind the smell to decomposition it actually entices him and get's him to reminisce on when he was created. Though he does pick out the maggots since those vile things do try to eat him.

Miki Ishikawa
cutie_chie
Miki Ishikawa
..::RULES::..

3- DO NOT QUOTE THE FIRST POST. EVER.

eeee! thx ! love ya sooo much stein XD

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Where did you get that full body picture?
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Where did you get that full body picture?

That's from his profile. Also I would like to join ◦ω◦
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Looks nice. When you get around to the list, may I be on it?
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Frankenstein boys will seem strangely sexy xD

I love his cape/coat/jacket thing.
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Is it safe? O_O
Count me in as a fan!
I wonder if he'll be slightly in the plot. (cameos??) gonk
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Frankenstein boys will seem strangely sexy xD

I love his cape/coat/jacket thing.


Lawl.

I absolutely adore everything he does and how he looks.
Very unique in deed. c':
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Im a fan...='D
Anyone else have any good ideas on what order I should have things set up?

I was planing on adding a fan art portion and a list of affiliates, as well as a part for banners. And of course news. But I don't know what else.
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Ironically it says that Stein dislikes fanthreads. I wonder how he would react to his own fanthread. lol
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Ironically it says that Stein dislikes fanthreads. I wonder how he would react to his own fanthread. lol
Maybe he'll be pissed,but deep down love it. 4laugh

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HE'S LIKE MY FAVORITE THING.

LIKE YES.

I think my brain is melting a little.

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